Current JoyPoll results for 889 entries:
Of these, what would be the best name for another member of Mr. Splashy Pants's whale pod?
Fancy Pants, ... what makes a bigger impression... splashy or fancy pants?
Ripped Pants, ... and his twin Torn.
Folded 'n Pressed Pants, ... did Greenpeace take him to the cleaners?
Baggy Pants!, ... so baggy, his friends nicknamed him Driftnet.
Worldwide Pants, ... that might guarantee a segment on Stupid Pet Tricks.
"Trousers" would be a far more dignified surname for a whale, ... don't get your knickers in a knot!
I'm just a blowhole.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and floods.
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