Current JoyPoll results for 775 entries:
Why do you think Steve Ballmer has a costume dungeon in his house?
It came with the house, ... the vampire he bought it from hated Windows.
So that no one recognizes him when he sneaks into Steve Ballmer Fan Club meetings, ... he doesn't like to draw attention to himself when he comes out of the closet.
He's copying Steve Jobs's Magic Closet, ... it's not copying, it's closet innovation!
It helps motivate the Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, ... I've got four words for you... I LOVE THIS COSTUME!
What else do you do when you have 15 billion dollars, ... that's what tip jars were invented for.
He needs the disguises so that when he is out shopping at the mall, people don't shout out "Hey Monkey Boy!", ... except at Halloween, when he doesn't wear a disguise. Then people just think he's someone dressed up like Monkey Boy.
I'm just happy there wasn't some Apple fanboy dig about "needing a disguise while he rips people off."
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the math behind the mask.
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