Current JoyPoll results for 969 entries:
Your impression of Apple's Guided Tour Black Shirts?
I've got a serious crush, ... my heart still belongs to Danika Cleary. *sigh*
65
6%
They represent the next evolution of mankind... Macgenius Sapien, ... how will they co-exist with the Neander-Vistas?
93
9%
They are either Evil or Good, I can't tell. Only Time will tell, ... if they turn out to be Evil, just use Time Machine on them.
118
12%
I believe they are a public beta of Steve Jobs's replacement... weaning us off of Steve and preparing us for a time when Steve is gone. *choke* , ... Phil Schiller isn't doing it for ya?
277
28%
They are not really alive, they are CGI, or robots, ... do Black Shirts dream of electric sheep?
194
20%
I have new heroes, ... they are your American iDols?
82
8%
They haven't made an impression on me.
140
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and guided rounding.
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