Current JoyPoll results for 1304 entries:
What Nobel prize would you award to Steve Jobs?
Nobel Prize for Arrogance, ... you are so sure about that are you?
Nobel Prize for Genius, ... Jeff Raskin got the one for Mac Genius.
Nobel Prize for Marketing Genius, ... oxymoron alert!
Nobel Prize for Ability to Make me forgive Apple Time and Time Again, ... you're on the rebound, but with the same lover.
Nobel Prize for Wardrobe, ... sameness must be in.
OK, OK, all of the above, ... here's to the Nobel ones...
Un-Nobel Prize for constantly infuriating me, ... I think it's infatuation.
I hereby award Steve Jobs an Al Gore statuette.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous rounding.
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