Current JoyPoll results for 1616 entries:
How would you save the Zunes?
Set up Zune Reserves and breeding programs, ... Zunes breeding? Ewwwww!
33
2%
Hit up Bill Gates for a donation, ... it's next on his list after malaria.
107
6%
I'm donating my $100 Apple Store credit, ... that's kinda like fighting Global Warming with SUVs.
43
2%
Extinction is natural, let them fade away, ... but what if it's like Star Trek IV, and a giant space Zune comes to Earth, and calls out to the Zunes, and doesn't hear anything, then starts blasting the planet?
429
26%
Head shot, right through the back of the screen, ... it's the humane thing to do.
576
35%
Get Angelina Jolie to adopt one, ... it creeps me out to think of the two of them together.
294
18%
I'm thinking to myself, Save the Zune? That might actually work!
134
8%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Zune out-of-Touch.
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