Current JoyPoll results for 828 entries:
What's your best advice for the fat rat?
Lay off the garbage, ... but garbage tastes sooo good!
Get a hamster wheel, and use it every day, ... how about if I get a hamster too, and watch it exercise.
Get a second opinion, ... go see Dr. Seagull.
Don't listen to that quack. What are you, a mouse or a man, ... that's what a rat is, a cross between a mouse and a man.
You look beautiful just the way you are, ... you must have health insurance.
I don't give a rat's ass about a rat's ass, ... you do know comics about rats aren't about rats, don't you?
I'm leaving this sinking poll.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a rat's nest of code.
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