Current JoyPoll results for 688 entries:
How many flatulence credits do you need today?
Just one, ... if it's silent but deadly, there's an extra charge.
Just one, but make it a big one, ... the shot heard 'round the office?
A bunch of small ones, spread out over the day, ... you fart like a rabbit?
I could use a tonne, ... that's one heck of a blue angel.
None, I'm all pooped out, ... that's a load of crap.
I don't fart, I'm a lady!, ... more likely you're a big break-wind bag.
I didn't give a toot.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a dutch oven.
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