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Current JoyPoll results for 711 entries:

So which came first, Amazon.com's profit, or Hell freezing over?
Amazon's profit caused Hell to freeze over, ... it's called being in the white. 95 13%
Hell froze over, thereby triggering the Amazon profit, ... it no doubt triggered a few other unlikely events too. 83 11%
It is scientifically impossible for Hell to freeze over, ... at subsurface location, brimstone can remain liquid up to a high of 1,040 degrees C. 29 4%
It is scientifically impossible for Amazon to make a profit, ... perhaps, but is Amazon exothermic or endothermic? 140 19%
I don't care, I'm buying Hell Freezes Over, ... you don't get any sympathy from this devil. 44 6%
Hell froze over a while ago, when Time Magazine proclaimed Jeff Bezos Man of the Year, ... and you thought he didn't have a snowball's chance in Hell. 203 28%
I'm more of a FatBrain. 117 16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and half-click shopping.
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