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How can a crack be perfect?
If the Crack Committee deems it is, ... huh, what's that you been smokin'?
If it gets together with Snap and Pop and forms Rice Crispie squares, ... oh man, who's gonna crack first and make some!
If it sucessfully negotiates the definition, ... reality is just cracks on the wall.
If no one is there to hear it crack, yet it still makes a crackling sound, ... no, that's the sound of cackling, and it's just my invisible chicken.
If it's tiny enough, then there is no crack, hense perfection, ... quit messing with my molecules!
If it's cracked the device that measures perfection, ... Schrodinger's crack?
Cracks are relative, and run in the family.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the object of my imperfection.