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I just have to ask... what on Earth could the Geek have done to prevent the Sys Admin from becoming a nun?
Her turned her on to Vulcan Religion, ... I think she's more tuned into the Romulan way of life.
He told her one too many "bad habit" jokes, ... they say it's okay to kiss a nun, but just don't get into the habit.
After meeting him, she suddenly realized that God doesn't love everybody, ... don't be sad little Geek, your creator still loves you.
He stole her teddy bear, ... now that would twist anyone's life, especially a mommies-less little girl.
I don't even want to think of the possibilities, ... thank you, we appreciate your restraint.
I'm wondering how that geek has wrecked my life.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and every time a modem connects, a geek angel gets its pocket protector.