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Why do they call them hot pants if they are actually more like shorts?
They were once pants, it got hot, they were cut short, ... the TTBs were recently really hot, luckily they weren't cut short.
It gets around those pesky No Shorts laws, ... the Geek's Law, No Hot Pants, No Service.
Hot shorts were already patented, ... and recently patented, the one-click shorts.
Because when I see them, I get hot pants, ... better than ants in the pants!
I viewed the hot results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and elasticized waste.