Current QuickPoll results for 1950 entries:
What should Dude do with his rat now that Spliff no longer turns the water wheel?
Set him free, ... if he loves you, he'll come back with his friends.
Keep him around for backup, ... you never can tell when the next tube apocalypse will come around.
Dude is crazy. Everyone knows that a rat is essential for making good coffee, ... although I'm pretty sure Tim Hortons uses gerbils, not rats.
Retire him out to the stud farm, ... a good rat is hard to find, let alone kill.
Get him to write his memoirs, ... the film rights have already been sold.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the wheels of progress.
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