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What's the best thing about mail-order catalogues?
You don't have to wait for the pages to load, ... and the images have more colours than a web pallette.
All the pretty girls who are just waiting to take my call, ... there are also some very pretty boys waiting too.
It's often a great way to get soft-core porn without paying for it, ... shhhh, that's Victoria's secret!
It's like browsing the store, only better, since it uses less calories, ... perhaps it's time to check out some exercise equipment catalogues?
Catalogues suck, ... yeah, but the Delivery Guy ROCKS!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and discounts on orders over twenty dollars.