Current QuickPoll results for 2121 entries:
What does your computer do, when it does a "HAL"?
It performs a nasty denial of service on large e-companies, ... well, it's only fair, since they often perform that on their customers.
403
19%
It deletes all of my work, or so I tell my boss, ... now if only it could delete my boss.
334
15%
It sends weird email attachments without my knowledge, ... I have no idea how stripper.jpg got on my computer.
147
6%
Does Blue Screen of Death mean anything, ... That's not a HAL, that's a BILL.
737
34%
It tells me I need to take a stress pill, ... don't you hate it when the cause of the stress is giving out prescriptions.
499
23%
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and La Cutest's calm, convincing voice.)
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