Current QuickPoll results for 1709 entries:
Which universe would you rather live in?
The one in my head that keeps pounding to get out, ... sounds more like a residual nottherealMillennium hangover.
459
26%
The one where internet monkeys replace geeks as the dominant form of life, ... you mean, there's something higher than prairie dogs?
78
4%
The one where Nitrozac works at Starbucks, ... even better, the one where Nitrozac works at Tim Hortons!
579
33%
The one where Red Hat buys Playboy Enterprises, ... I just hope they don't replace those cute bunny ears with fedoras.
533
31%
The one where there is an infinite number of Jeff Bezos selling an infinite number of items on an infinite number of webstores, ... you're soaking in it.
60
3%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the constant expansion of universal constants.






