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Current QuickPoll results for 1856 entries:

How would you generate enough electricity to power a time machine?
Hook up the TTB's shorts in series, ... yes, but where's the positive and negative terminals? 319 17%
Hook up the TTB's shorts in parallel, ... if you need a resistor, I'm sure you can think of something. ;-) 434 23%
I'd use Dude's dark roast as battery acid, ... is that why my tummy's sore? 427 23%
Right now there's enough static electricity in my hair and clothes to power a small city, ... maybe they could use polyester power. 337 18%
I'm training my cat to run in a generator wheel, ... my goldfish didn't work out too well. 339 18%

(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the fringes on cut-off shorts.)

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