Current QuickPoll results for 475 entries:
Who pulls you out of your daily cartoon existence?
I've never been pulled out of my cartoon existence, ... face it, you're in denial.
Those pesky aliens, who else?, ...perhaps the-not-so-pesky but oh-so-curious aliens.
Captain Kangaroo used too, now it's usually David Letterman, ...so that's why Letterman's sidekick is so extraterrestrial!
I'm pretty sure it's Woz, ... he is omnipotent, you know.
I think it's a clown. Ya, a giant evil clown, ... no, you're thinking of David Letterman.
Nitrozac, if you're listening, come and get me! ... who's to say I haven't already... remember?
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and superior beings yanking the data out of our realm.)