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geekygoddess
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Icon 1 posted February 05, 2009 14:03      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Haha! I come home from work today and find a penis in my email. I have a friendly stalker, and this was his way of saying "hello". I dunno, I am thinking RED FLAG, RED FLAG!!! Ya think?

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Icon 6 posted February 05, 2009 14:16      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And I thought you were going to say "...and it takes double a battereis."

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At least you didn't find a penis in your mail....... [Eek!]

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Icon 1 posted February 05, 2009 16:28      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by geekygoddess:
I have a friendly stalker, and this was his way of saying "hello".

The guy sounds like a prick to me.

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Richard Wolf VI
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Icon 10 posted February 05, 2009 16:41      Profile for Richard Wolf VI   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
As long as you didn't request it, it's both bizarre and dangerous.

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Icon 1 posted February 05, 2009 18:49      Profile for HalfVast     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Whoa! That is creapy!

So, was it bigger than....

Oh, never mind. [blush]

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geekygoddess
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Icon 1 posted February 05, 2009 19:12      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Wolfie, why would I request this? I did not! Not sure why he sent it, kinda creepy-scary!

Halfvie, not even close, and it curved way to the right!

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Icon 10 posted February 05, 2009 20:48      Profile for Richard Wolf VI   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Any thoughts on what are you gonna do?

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Icon 1 posted February 06, 2009 02:26      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
____________________ geekygoddess __ I have long felt that everyone should have a petcock. So I sent along, the Wiki, page.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petcock


I would exercise the option of telling this individual that his is being shut off. This does not preclude you from turning on someone else's. You could also ask, "Have you heard of Lorena Bobbit?"

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geekygoddess
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Icon 1 posted February 06, 2009 03:48      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Mo- you're silly! I dunno, should I contact authorities? Or does this seem harmless? I have never been in this position before! Help! This kind of thing has to be illegal, right?

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Icon 1 posted February 06, 2009 04:32      Profile for maximile   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Have you made it clear to him that you don't want to hear from him? If not, he might actually think he's flattering or entertaining you.

If you have, then I guess call someone if you feel threatened.

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____________________ geekygoddess __ If you are totally bummed by this, check what the local law considers FLASHING. He may have committed an infraction, of the law. I don't know if you could press charges or not.

I do know that in the USA a death threat conveyed by any means is a felony.

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Goddess, if anything you can send me his contact details. I'll send him a clear message. [devil wand]
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Icon 1 posted February 06, 2009 12:06      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I've identified the stalker

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Inform him clearly and firmly that he will have no further contact with you, and if he does, you're taking the evidence of his stalking to the police.

Then ask him if he really wants his puny little thing used as Exhibit "A" at his trial.

Keep a record of your communication.

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Icon 1 posted February 06, 2009 23:14      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Put up a personal ad on Craig's List featuring the penis and the name and contact info of the guy who sent it to you. [devil wand]

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Icon 1 posted February 07, 2009 04:48      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Zanthine, That is a perfect idea!!! HAHA!

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Icon 1 posted February 07, 2009 10:09      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
...

Funny how I had the same idea as Xanthine.

Granted, it is pretty well known that people do this sh*t on craigslist, so I can't say I'm surprise, but amused anyway. [Razz]

But seriously, the folks who have said to send a clear message to cease communications, with consequences otherwise...are right. That's what you /should/ do. (That wouldn't stop you from sending a copy to someone like Steen...for archive purposes...because a fine upstanding gentleman like Steen would never do anything online with it anonymously that would in any way resemble a relationship between this lad and some animals...never!)

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Icon 1 posted February 07, 2009 14:42      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes...

The penis and a caption: I come for your sheep.

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geekygoddess
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Icon 1 posted February 09, 2009 04:02      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
OK, so Mister Penis seemed to have gotten the picture! I sent him a pic of a very angry vagina with a severe STD. Yay for the internet!!! I think you could say I am safe now! Teehee!!!

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*makes a mental note to never open picture attachments from geekygoddess*

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Icon 1 posted February 09, 2009 05:31      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by geekygoddess:
OK, so Mister Penis seemed to have gotten the picture! I sent him a pic of a very angry vagina with a severe STD. Yay for the internet!!! I think you could say I am safe now! Teehee!!!

Just pray that doesn't turn him on more.

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2009 13:05      Profile for Aditu     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
As someone who has had to deal with a stalker, I would still report it to the police. You need to document offenses over time.
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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Put up a personal ad on Craig's List featuring the penis and the name and contact info of the guy who sent it to you. [devil wand]

There were some kids in my graphics design class that did that to the teacher. They put his DID class phone number with claims that he had a free TV he was trying to get rid of. Needless to say it was many months before it ended. He was a good sport and found amusement in answering the telephone in bizarre ways

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