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Snaggy

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Icon 5 posted November 22, 2007 09:54      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Has this ever happened to you?

Have you ever gone to take a pee, and you're wearing brand new underwear with a very snappy elastic waistband, and you're standing at the urinal, and when you go to pull down the front of the underwear so you can take that pee, at the far extremity of the pull-down the elastic band slips off of your thumb and snaps back up, with a high velocity, right at your, um, precious self?

Perhaps this is why there is that pocket thing built in to the front of underwear.  -

I don't think there is a female equivalent of this stupid man trick, perhaps I'm wrong.


[Big Grin]

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted November 22, 2007 11:45      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
OMG

I tend to have a firm grip on the situation down there.

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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted November 22, 2007 13:05      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And that's why you should just go commando. [Razz]

Or just wear something a bit more comfortable - that sounds downright unpleasant.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted November 22, 2007 13:14      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
And that's why you should just go commando. [Razz]

Beware the dreaded zipper my friend...

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Sxeptomaniac

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Icon 1 posted November 22, 2007 17:00      Profile for Sxeptomaniac   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Alright... I'll admit to having done that occasionally, since you brought it up first, Snaggy.

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Maggs
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Icon 1 posted November 22, 2007 18:54      Profile for Maggs     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The zipper trap is painful. I did that a couple of times.
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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted November 22, 2007 19:37      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
And that's why you should just go commando. [Razz]

Beware the dreaded zipper my friend...
Yeah...that could be scary sh*t:
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Stibbons
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Icon 1 posted November 23, 2007 01:38      Profile for Stibbons   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I have to admit to that happening a couple of times - the chances of it happening seem to increase linearly with amount of beer consumed (though that might just be due to the increased frequency of toilet stops?).

On a related note, I read this story this morning and crossed my legs in sympathy...

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted November 23, 2007 02:30      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Stibbons ___________________________ Well the warnings on the Telly say that may be one of the side effects, along with reduced vision. Remember the old saw don't do that you'll go blind.

One of my friends from my tour of being the Medic told of haveing to aid a Marine who really wanted the services of a "Lady of the Evening" well he was too drunk, she knowing that no job no pay slid a metal washer onto his flacid, Little Marine. When blood flow was obstructed he got an erection she got paid and sent him on his way with the washer still acting as a hydralic damn. At the Med tent the washer was cut off with a ring cutter. I often wanted to see that write up.

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