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Colonel Panic
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posted January 10, 2007 16:55
As an old, grumpy geek, I have enjoyed passing along knowledge to young geeks that I have gathered over the years.
Tip Number One: When filling out the donor card on your driver's license, on that part that asks about organs you choose to donate ...
...don't write, "whatever is left of my liver."
This can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Don't ask me how I know this, but it's true.
Colonel Panic
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TheMoMan
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posted January 10, 2007 17:22
CP___________________________I just have to know you came to know this?
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stevenback7
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posted January 10, 2007 17:32
Now i'm just trying to think of a situation where that could happen.
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TheMoMan
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posted January 10, 2007 17:40
stevenback7_____________________When you have been pulled over for erratic driving and the Cop is looking at your license. Would be my guess.
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Ashitaka
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posted January 11, 2007 10:33
Speaking of donating parts of ones body, I used to frequent a blood bank that had thier doners present cards to the blood bank every time they donated. The information on the card was the usual stuff. Name, birthday, blood type. The one thing that got to me though was the catagory "group" I was list as "volentary" . I always wondered what the other group was and if they came in like me and presented thier card or if more radical measures were taken to get thier blood.
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Callipygous
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posted January 11, 2007 15:49
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Originally posted by Ashitaka:
Speaking of donating parts of ones body, I used to frequent a blood bank that had thier doners present cards to the blood bank every time they donated.
They gave their kebabs to the blood bank? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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spungo
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posted January 11, 2007 16:11
quote:
Originally posted by Callipygous:
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
Speaking of donating parts of ones body, I used to frequent a blood bank that had thier doners present cards to the blood bank every time they donated.
They gave their kebabs to the blood bank?
Sounds like a felafel lot of meat.
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dragonman97
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posted January 14, 2007 21:45
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Originally posted by Bifurcati:
Shish. Here we go again.
Aren't we a tahini bit exhausted of punning?
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Men of GC Calendar Jump to new posts by garlicguy (1884) January 14, 2007 08:19
Or, it could be that they just like to perch before their keyboards and watch before diving in.
I'm guessing 'no.' ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Yes...that's 1884 posts, of which about 12 aren't puns. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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uilleann
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posted January 14, 2007 21:49
Still no signs of that calendar, although by the sounds of it, we'd get 12 pages of fish right about now :P
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