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Colonel Panic
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Icon 4 posted January 10, 2007 16:55      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
As an old, grumpy geek, I have enjoyed passing along knowledge to young geeks that I have gathered over the years.

Tip Number One: When filling out the donor card on your driver's license, on that part that asks about organs you choose to donate ...

...don't write, "whatever is left of my liver."

This can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Don't ask me how I know this, but it's true.

Colonel Panic

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2007 17:22      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
CP___________________________I just have to know you came to know this?

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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2007 17:32      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Now i'm just trying to think of a situation where that could happen.

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2007 17:40      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
stevenback7_____________________When you have been pulled over for erratic driving and the Cop is looking at your license. Would be my guess.

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Benjamin Franklin,

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Ashitaka

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Icon 1 posted January 11, 2007 10:33      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Speaking of donating parts of ones body, I used to frequent a blood bank that had thier doners present cards to the blood bank every time they donated. The information on the card was the usual stuff. Name, birthday, blood type. The one thing that got to me though was the catagory "group" I was list as "volentary" . I always wondered what the other group was and if they came in like me and presented thier card or if more radical measures were taken to get thier blood.

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Callipygous
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Icon 1 posted January 11, 2007 15:49      Profile for Callipygous     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
Speaking of donating parts of ones body, I used to frequent a blood bank that had thier doners present cards to the blood bank every time they donated.

They gave their kebabs to the blood bank? [Big Grin]

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted January 11, 2007 16:11      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Callipygous:
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
Speaking of donating parts of ones body, I used to frequent a blood bank that had thier doners present cards to the blood bank every time they donated.

They gave their kebabs to the blood bank? [Big Grin]
Sounds like a felafel lot of meat.

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Bifurcati
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Shish. Here we go again.

Aren't we a tahini bit exhausted of punning?

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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2007 21:45      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Bifurcati:
Shish. Here we go again.

Aren't we a tahini bit exhausted of punning?

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Men of GC Calendar Jump to new posts by garlicguy (1884) January 14, 2007 08:19

Or, it could be that they just like to perch before their keyboards and watch before diving in.

I'm guessing 'no.' [Wink]

Yes...that's 1884 posts, of which about 12 aren't puns. [Razz]

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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2007 21:49            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Still no signs of that calendar, although by the sounds of it, we'd get 12 pages of fish right about now :P
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