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Snaggy

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Icon 7 posted June 19, 2005 16:34      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
With all the bad news out there, in some ways it's nice to know that there was room for this pressing item...

Lawyer red-faced over ketchup cleanup

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Icon 1 posted June 19, 2005 19:16      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
They need to iron out their differences.
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quote:
Originally posted by GMx:
They need to iron out their differences.

stop, don't start a thread with more puns

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I'm sure GMx can't help himself. He probably pants in anticipation
of a subject like this coming along.

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Icon 1 posted June 19, 2005 20:26      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Maybe they could just bury their differences.

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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those legal types often fly off the handle.

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quote:
Originally posted by -ct-:
quote:
Originally posted by GMx:
They need to iron out their differences.

stop, don't start a thread with more puns
Don't try to hem me in.
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its a shame it took her so long to ketchup

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Snaggy, the diverse tidbits of news which you find is amazing. Out of curiosity, do you scour various news webpages to find these tidbits or are your colleagues/chums the sauce of such information??!!

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I read that article several times thinking "what the hell were they doing in that restraunt to get ketchup on his pants??". It took me a while to cotton on to the fact they were using the American form of pants.
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now I have an image of an old lady passed out on the floor with her sons red stained Y Fronts in her hand

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quote:
Originally posted by NOP:
"what the hell were they doing in that restraunt to get ketchup on his pants??".

Just off the cuff one might guess that they were fooling around. Looks pretty serious now, though.

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GG I wouldn't be to concerned about it.
It all seams innocent enough.

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Oh man, your bad puns have me in stitches.
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And just when I thought I would have a day beweft of humor! This place is pretty warped. [crazy]
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You punsters all need a good belting.

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Druid, you're waisting your time.
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(Continuing from The Famous Druid's post...)

Are you aware that such punfests are generally illegal! However, the law doesn't seemingly include internet forums, which is a rather fortunate loop hole

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What caused that lawyer to act so inconsiderately?
Was it upbringing?
Or is it in his genes?

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I guess I'm going to stop posting puns until it slacks off a bit.
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GMx, didn't TFD's post strike accords with you? [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
What caused that lawyer to act so inconsiderately?
Was it upbringing?
Or is it in his genes?

Or maybe he just snapped?

In any case, he really should have just buttoned his lip and not needled her for damages.

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Maybe we should just pocket the puns for now, it folks are gonna go all legal on us.
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If she hadn't paid for his drycleaning, that secretary could have ended up on the wrong end of a law-suit.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
.. ended up on the wrong end of a law-suite.

So hotels now have rooms dedicated in the name of Law now?

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