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Chesty
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posted February 11, 2005 20:58
Tonight we left the boy at home with his Tron and schnuck out to get my boohbah!
I like my boohbah and my boohbah likes me. See how yellow he is - he sings and dances and farts like there's no tomorrow! He fills right up with air and PLBBBBBBBBBBBB - he flys across the room. Please help save the boohbahs! Some mean men are selling boobah fur for womens clothing While other inhumane meanies slaughter the boohbahs to serve in Chinese restaurants. New footballs are made from Boohbah colon (because it is so strong, stretchable and holds air so well) - I am planning on boycotting NFL games until Bulb Ceiling or whoever is in charge of those monsters in the NFL puts a stop to the insanity!
I wil not watch or even attend a pro football game until at least next August! If you are willing to keep this pledge with me let me know! I think we can get everyone in America to stay away from NFL Games for the next six months! Help me get the word out - SAVE THE BOOHBAHS!
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Rhonwyyn
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posted February 11, 2005 21:16
One question for ya, Chesty:
ARE YOU DRUNK???
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Chesty
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posted February 11, 2005 21:38
Absolute-ly not.
In all actuality I have had one beer - which is way more than i usually have. and am starting on the second- I'm celebrating the Liberation of My
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Rhonwyyn
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posted February 11, 2005 21:40
Second question for ya:
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING??
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Chesty
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posted February 11, 2005 21:51
I have been going by this wall of these things in the local smallfart for a couple months - each time i would squeeze the hand of everyone of them. they sing and dance and fart!
Boohbah.com
It's like the poor brother to the really best show:
teletubbies!
Which I watch for hours - Drives my son and wife bonkers!
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n4dmx
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posted February 11, 2005 22:07
Wow! A flatulating yellow Grimace (from McDonald's [I still have no idea what menu item he/she/it represented] commercials) ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
If it farts, I will laugh by default. I don't know why.
Where might one purchase these intriguing objects of gleeful flatulence? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Rhonwyyn
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posted February 11, 2005 22:16
Third and final question for you tonight:
WHY??
lol
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Chesty
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posted February 11, 2005 22:51
I got mine at Smallfart ($3.00 marked down from $27) It was this years "tickle me Elmo"
Make sure you get the electricalical one ( now on third beer and loopy as Lupe)
as to why - di dyou not read what these horrible male (probably white; probably republican) persons are doing to these helpless creatures???
Will you join me in boycotting NFL games for the next six months?
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posted February 13, 2005 18:36
It's threads like this that make me proud every time I pay my high speed internet bill.
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Chesty
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posted February 13, 2005 19:39
His constant chattering and farting has rubbed my little Mattie the wrong way - It's a gruesome attack in retaliation.
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Mac D
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posted February 13, 2005 22:28
Try the tequila it's great.
/In hopes that you pass out so I can steal the yellow thing for a football and a pair of gloves
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MTB Babe
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posted February 14, 2005 07:26
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
Try the tequila it's great.
If not tequila then at least a shot of rum!!
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Chesty
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posted February 14, 2005 11:13
I have tried the Tequilla, and the rum, and the vodka - but none of them seem to calm the dog down. Alchohol seem sto make the dog even more angry and
UhOh.... Now the dog has barfed on the Boohbah.
THANKS - GREAT ADVICE !!!!
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posted February 17, 2005 19:41
That Boobah is HUGE!!!! How big is that thing?!?!? It's FRIGHTENING!!! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
I'm siding with your dog on this one. CHEW BOY CHEW!!!!!! ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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Chesty
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posted February 17, 2005 20:20
My little boohbah is gone bye bye. I looked far and wide over hill and dale (is that dell?) Who's Dale? Whose dell is Dale in? This isn't a Dell, It's a custom-built gamer with a Soyo Moboand a tricked out GC.
Where did my boohbah go?
I searched high and low. I wasn't really high - maybe a little under the weather, but not intoxified in any way whatsoever. Whatever.
Has anyone seen my boohbah? My Maddy was playing with him - they had such fun plaing helicopter and tug of war and "shake the guts out of the boohbah". The other dogs watched Boohbah and Maddy play - they liked the way he sang!
But boohbah ran away. My dogs said he farted and flew across the house to an undisclosed destination. An infestation. The boohbah has hidden in my walls.
Skittles said Maddy ate Boohbah - Maddy said "don't be silly"
Skittles and Maddy have started to play now!
My wife said boohbah went to the boohbah land in the sky - but I know that's not true. Boohbah land is in the tv not in the sky, Oh My!
Where has my Boohbah gone? How will I carry on?
Has anybody seen my Boohbah??
Has anybody seen Maddy?
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posted February 17, 2005 20:57
Put the matches away, man...
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posted February 18, 2005 02:36
Keep yur hands on your head and STEP AWAY FROM THE COUCH....
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posted February 18, 2005 03:25
Jim Morrison would be proud.
P.S: That actually made sense to me. Do I need to see a doctor?
P.P.S: Chesty - try looking in non-euclidian angled hiding spaces - use your tentacle appendages.
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posted February 18, 2005 08:33
Re-con by fire.....
Don't stop just 'cause he's dead, use the whole belt....!!!!!
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ewomack
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posted February 18, 2005 23:14
Skittles and Maddy have started to play now!
?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
Looks more like they've leapt right out of a steaming fissure from Hell and are wreaking vengeance on the mortal and doomed.
Whew that last picture is fierce! The expression on the dog to the right will likely appear in a bizarre Poeish nightmare that I'll have tonight (I ate too much rarebit too.. urp).
Yeesh...
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Chesty
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posted February 20, 2005 20:00
Well my son fessed up - Maddy ate the boohbah.
By the way,Skittles (the white one)is the sweetest li'l pup in the world. Just don't mess with his chewy!
Those two goat it for about four hours every day while the black dog just watches.
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posted February 20, 2005 20:39
Well, somehow that reminds me of the surreal "Who stole my pie" video.
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