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Icon 6 posted November 10, 2004 09:13      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
http://hotseatsart.com/products.php

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Hmm, maybe I can get a Nitrozac drawing on mine. [evil]

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Mac D
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You can put JOT designs on them and sell them in the geek culture store

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Icon 11 posted November 10, 2004 14:37      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ha!! That wouldn't work for my boyfriend. She'd have to be nekkid [Razz]

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Cap'n Vic

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Your boyfriend is a 'she'?

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Icon 1 posted November 10, 2004 14:54      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And does she have an attractive butt? If so, please post pics [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted November 10, 2004 15:07      Profile for Bibo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Wouldn't this cause some guys to always leave the seat down and make things even worse? [Eek!]
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Icon 1 posted November 10, 2004 15:16      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Bibo:
Wouldn't this cause some guys to always leave the seat down and make things even worse? [Eek!]

Or use it for bukkake practice?

/if you don't know what it is, you don't want to. Trust me on this.

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Cap'n Vic

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HAHAHA. csk, I don't know what has gotten into you recently but you have come up with some quality posts (at least in my mind) and the last couple have left me laughing me arse off. [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

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Icon 1 posted November 10, 2004 19:01      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
Or use it for bukkake practice?

/if you don't know what it is, you don't want to. Trust me on this.

/me checks it out at www.dictionary.com

Oh.

Should have trusted csk.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Your boyfriend is a 'she'?

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That wouldn't work for my boyfriend. She'd have to be nekkid
[pedantic grammar fool]If you read that as it is intended, it's reasonably clear. "She" /obviously/ refers to the girl printed on the seat. Obviously. [Big Grin] [/pedantic grammar fool]

Now, realistically, you're probably aware of this, and just taking the piss [Wink] . Regardless, this guy is a real loser if any of the above is true, as he should be paying a lot more attention to MTB Babe [Razz] .

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quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Regardless, this guy is a real loser if any of the above is true, as he should be paying a lot more attention to MTB Babe [Razz] .

Indeed. No ifs or buts about it.

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
[QUOTE]Regardless, this guy is a real loser if any of the above is true, as he should be paying a lot more attention to MTB Babe [Razz] .

Indeed. No ifs or buts about it.
A presumed-dead running joke rears it's head again [Wink]

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Well, we don't all find it easy to put the past behind us.

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Icon 1 posted November 10, 2004 21:11      Profile for MacManKrisK     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
Or use it for bukkake practice?

/if you don't know what it is, you don't want to. Trust me on this.

Interstingly enough, the Beatles did a song about bukkake:

Come together
right now
over me

[Wink]

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I thought Yoko wrote the lyrics and the boys played their *ahem* instruments

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Icon 1 posted November 11, 2004 03:38      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I think men should start complaining about women who don't leave the toilet seat up! I mean - it works both ways, doughnut? [Wink]

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It's all a matter of perspective, here at our house we have two Siberians that are both fond of drinking out of the toilet, if the seat is left down then it gets wet with Doggie Drool. When the lid is also down they (the dogs) will nose only the lid up, again leaving Doggie Drool on the seat, so at this house the yell is "WHO LEFT THE SEAT DOWN?"

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It's all a matter of perspective, here at our house we have two Siberians that are both fond of drinking out of the toilet, if the seat is left down then it gets wet with Doggie Drool. When the lid is also down they (the dogs) will nose only the lid up, again leaving Doggie Drool on the seat, so at this house the yell is "WHO LEFT THE SEAT DOWN?"


Sorry about the Double post SNAGGY please delete.

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
I think men should start complaining about women who don't leave the toilet seat up! I mean - it works both ways, doughnut? [Wink]

I'm going to ASSume that you've never fallen in before
[Wink]

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Maybe I have. [Wink]

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Spungo: Is that from "Trainspotting"? [Confused]
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Widow:
Spungo: Is that from "Trainspotting"? [Confused]

"...some people hate the English, I don't - they're just wankers, we on the otherhand
are colonized by wankers..."
[Smile]

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These jokes are getting peethetic. You're aiming for some good tongue-in-cheek humour, but you're all just looking like a bunch of asses.

[Wink]

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Last summer at one of our DDD & D sessions, one of the ladies had a bit too much to drink and failed to observe that the seat had been left up by one of the guys. You can imagine what happened next... [evil]

She was sober enough to be really embarrassed by the experience, which led to our group having to put up with her in this state for about 90 minutes.

Now, I wasn't the one responsible for the seat, but just as well could have been. I've not left the seat up since. [Razz]

Knowing the other guy, if the seat had the picture on it, the seat would have been put down. [Embarrassed]

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I would be sure to ALWAYS close the seat on this one....
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