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Icon 10 posted July 24, 2004 01:48      Profile for bourgeoiskid_rp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
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I just gotta to this:

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Continuation: Federico Moyano comes from Argentina, and is a model. I first saw him on TV, and ever since then, I've been hooked. This was around a year ago, and I realized it's time to tell the world, even if this is the only means I've found, of my admiration.
Feddy, whatever happens, know someone out there is wishing he was half as good as you. Just wanna tell you that you've got no right to be sad, coz when you're that beautiful and perfect, there's simply nothing that could go wrong with your life. I've always envied people who could make their beauty work for them, such as in modelling... Unlike most other people, who have to work to be beautiful - and sometimes you dont even turn out to be really beautiful after, say, plastic surgery.

Anyway, I dont want to embarass you further, your majestic Perfection, sir. I dont even know if you understand english, for the love of god. I dont know anything about argentina except I want to be shared some of it's gene pool's glory.

There are days when life just dont seem worth living. But when I see you in TV, I take a deep breathe and think: "This could be the same air that Feddy inhaled." Somehow, that makes a big difference. As if there's hope attached to the atoms that has gone inside his body.

I hope that Federico is a narcissist. I mean, when you're that beautiful, you kinda have a right to be. And I hope his self-love leads him to occasionally searching for his name in the web. And I hope by then Google or Yahoo or whatever has indexed this, so he'd know.

Hope I didnt embarass you too much, Feddy, if you happen to be reading this.

To those who will reply and who know my previous posts: I expect Geekculture to be somewhat more civilized than other forums. You can send me to hell for being abnormal in every sense... just not now, not on this post. I love Moyano too much to want this post dedicated to him to be tainted. Please... Be kind and just appreciate the damn good photo.

and if you liked the photo, please praise it.

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Icon 1 posted July 24, 2004 02:21      Profile for bourgeoiskid_rp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Me again. If in case the real Feddy IS reading this, please reply. I beg of thee. If you do, it would be like Zeus talked to me, like a god talked to me. (I'd use Jesus as an example, but I've been 9 years in a painfully and strictly Christian school. One way or the other, I've learned not to be an atheist.)

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You scare the hell out of me.
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Icon 1 posted July 24, 2004 10:24      Profile for Ivan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Didn't you say something about a blog, or live journal you had? Where you were gonna post stuff like this? I'm agreeing with the Non-drunk, non-Newfie, tall guy above me.

I would comment about Feddy being not all she's cracked up to be (whoever she is), but I'm afraid you'll hunt me down and kill me for it. But I suppose this is better than shoving q-tips up your penis.

Edit: Just judging by the pictures I though he was a she, that should tell you something about him.

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Ok, bourgoiskid, please accept a healty dose of reality from me.

First, this post would have done just right in the Celebrity crush thread of the confession booth section. A whole thread devoted to him with the first three post from you are an overkill, and makes you sound like a stalker. If he ever gets around here (someting I highly doubth of), he will certainly not answer you.

Please understand that there are probably a few baker's dozen of girls like you making his life miserable, screaming almost obscene vows of adoration wherever he goes, even when he'd like to be left alone. He is, after all, human like everyone else.

And who told you he didn't work to get "that beautiful?" (Quoted, as "beauty is in the eye of the beholder.") What makes you believe his life is easy?

If you really want to meet him, and him to notice you, I strongly suggest you start working right now on being the best you can be. Work hard at school, get good grades and recognition for it. Or work hard in sport(s), and get to a competitive level. Or work hard in art(s), and make a name for yourself. Or even better, work hard to be the best you can on all three areas, and add a few more, like charity work and such.

Doing something crazy like jumping from a building to die at his feet will _not_ make a good first impression, believe me. And remember that first impression will also be the last.

Sitting on your back thinking about how much you hate your life and how much a celebrity's life must be wonderful is the fastest road to unhappiness. (And it's highly delusional, by the way.) Your destiny is in your own hand, so take responsibility for it, and act on it. Please.

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Stereo: Evidently, you missed Ivan's post, above yours. This poster (not just the celebrity) is a male - a rather strange one, at that.

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Bourgeoiskid is male? From his post, I really tought he was female - a teenage girl. I especially interpreted "I want to be shared some of it's gene pool's glory" as "I'd like to have babies with that guy". But I've been wrong before, I could very well be again now, as my English is a bit at loss with this specific grammar case.

Even then, unless the post was a tongue-firmly-in-cheek one, (or an essay on how some teenage girl can react to some cute celebrity), I see nothing inherently wrong with an homosexual crush. Only the way it was expressed is; so my answer would still hold.

So tell me, did I just made a fool of me?

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Ach, it's just teenage infatuation which there isn't anything scary about. Like so many of the crazy ones that have come and gone here over my time it's a fascinating insight into a life.
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hell, all i know is the 1st time i saw that photo above, i was sure is was some starved FEMALE runway model

sure doesn't look at all masculine to me...

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I actually made the mistake of clicking on bourgeoiskid_rp's livejournal link.

That is one unhealthy kid in desperate need of some counselling. Seriously.

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I actually made the mistake of clicking on bourgeoiskid_rp's livejournal link.

That is one unhealthy kid in desperate need of some counselling. Seriously.

You're not wrong. His site scares me more than Luminas, and that's saying something.

Unless they're one and the same person [crazy]

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I actually made the mistake of clicking on bourgeoiskid_rp's livejournal link.

That is one unhealthy kid in desperate need of some counselling. Seriously.

You're not wrong. His site scares me more than Luminas, and that's saying something.

Unless they're one and the same person [crazy]

/me pauses briefly to update my chart of 'The Collective'. Going to have to get a bigger whiteboard. [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I actually made the mistake of clicking on bourgeoiskid_rp's livejournal link.

That is one unhealthy kid in desperate need of some counselling. Seriously.

That whole 'q-tip in the dick' deal was a bit off.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
You're not wrong. His site scares me more than Luminas, and that's saying something.

Unless they're one and the same person [crazy]

/me pauses briefly to update my chart of 'The Collective'. Going to have to get a bigger whiteboard. [Wink]
Maybe there are only three or four people on this board!
Does this mean that I am someone else as well as me?
Who are you?
Who are we?
Argh! Fszp
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quote:
Originally posted by fanboy_uk:
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
You're not wrong. His site scares me more than Luminas, and that's saying something.

Unless they're one and the same person [crazy]

/me pauses briefly to update my chart of 'The Collective'. Going to have to get a bigger whiteboard. [Wink]
Maybe there are only three or four people on this board!
Does this mean that I am someone else as well as me?
Who are you?
Who are we?
Argh! Fszp
/screen blackens to horizontal white line then nothing

It would certainly explain most of the bad puns. [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
That whole 'q-tip in the dick' deal was a bit off.

Although I did think it was nice of him to publish one of Spungos poems. [evil]

/me is warming to the 'Audrey' theory .....

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
That whole 'q-tip in the dick' deal was a bit off.

Although I did think it was nice of him to publish one of Spungos poems. [evil]


Heh heh... want another one? Here's one I wrote for my English teacher at school.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
...and I've got a great big fscking knife
with which to fillet you.
[Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
/me is warming to the 'Audrey' theory .....

Well, his location is the Phillipines according to here, but Argentina according to his weblog. Hmm...

And Spungo, your poetry is much better. His looked like the result of a drunken and stoned collaboration between the new Metallica and Linkin Park, but with weaker lyrics.

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quote:
Originally posted by fanboy_uk:
Maybe there are only three or four people on this board!
Does this mean that I am someone else as well as me?
Who are you?
Who are we?
Argh! Fszp
/screen blackens to horizontal white line then nothing [/QB]

We are the geeks. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
We are the geeks. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

Ooooh, he's going to loooove that. [evil]
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quote:
Originally posted by GMx:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
We are the geeks. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

Ooooh, he's going to loooove that. [evil]
I s'pose that's better than having your lass animated, but hey, isn't that what happened to Pygmalion and Galatea?

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
quote:
Originally posted by GMx:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
We are the geeks. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

Ooooh, he's going to loooove that. [evil]
I s'pose that's better than having your lass animated, but hey, isn't that what happened to Pygmalion and Galatea?
How to tell you've spent too much time on the Internet (or fark in particular). When you look at one of the Aphrodite of Knidos statues on that page, and your first reaction is "I'd hit it!"

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
We are the geeks. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

You hurt my ass and I'm gonna report you to the Cruelty To Donkeys Foundation. [Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by fanboy_uk:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
We are the geeks. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

You hurt my ass and I'm gonna report you to the Cruelty To Donkeys Foundation. [Razz]
That would be a bray-ve move, one I won't e-mule-ate.

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