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Dr Cyclops
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Icon 1 posted March 24, 2004 20:36      Profile for Dr Cyclops   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Has anyone ever done this?

First name: The name of your first pet.
Last name: The first street you lived on.

I am Max Arvada ...

Try it! [Wink]

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uh....Harley Naperville?
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Red Gibsons (or depending on the definition of my first pet, "Dribbles" Gibsons).

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Jill Adelaide.

Thank God we got Jill before we got Jack, or Obadiah for that matter.

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"dandie pebble." i'm not such a fan.
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Annabelle 62nd Street. Doesn't quite work that well. [Wink]

How about the street I lived on after that. Annabelle Brevard. Still not great, but better.

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Icon 1 posted March 24, 2004 22:27      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
Annabelle 62nd Street. Doesn't quite work that well. [Wink]

I dunno, how about reworking it to Annabelle Sixty Second. Not sure what the sixty seconds would mean, though [evil]

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Sophie Harlan, and I'm glad that my parents got her after Sir Barnaby! (That's what my dad named the dog!)

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Goo-goo eyes Mill. Very sexy.
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Patches State Route 2021- nope.
Current one would be a little better- Meowgi Lake.

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Icon 1 posted March 25, 2004 04:32      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I always thought it was better to use your first pet with your Mother's maiden name (as it avoids these '4th Avenue' type names).

edit: Anyway, using your way I would be Dog Peter.

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If we go with street then I'm Jake Harewood, if we go with mothers maiden name then I'm Jake Walker.

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I always heard that first pet + mother's maiden name = porn name, and middle name + first street name = stage name.

porn name: Soxy Guzman

stage name: Ann Ackley

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/me won't be giving up the day job any time soon [Frown]

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Isn't this just a way for people doing ID theft to get ahold of your mothers maiden name and your mddle name? And I'm not even the parinoid type!

Anyway pet name and street name combo = Affe Zehen Tubbs, yeah that sounds sooo sexy [Roll Eyes]

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Holly Jerry Daniels

Doesn't work all that well with two names for the street [ohwell]

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quote:
Originally posted by Jessycat:
I always heard that first pet + mother's maiden name = porn name, and middle name + first street name = stage name.

porn name: Soxy Guzman

stage name: Ann Ackley

I dont have a middle name so my stage name would be Naperville and that would make my porn name to be Harley Rodriquez.
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quote:
I always heard that first pet + mother's maiden name = porn name, and middle name + first street name = stage name.
In that case:

Max Haugen
Ellsworth Arvada

Meh. I think I'll stick with Max Arvada.

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Spungo said:

quote:
edit: Anyway, using your way I would be Dog Peter.
LOL Where I lived when I was 18 there was a guy named Steve Dick. He married this girl down the road named Anita Shoemaker.

Now there's a costar for you Spungo!

Perhaps a movie titled, "Anita loves her Dog"?

eDJ

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I don't think that works too good for Me. Somehow the name Coke King sounds more like a druggie alias than a porn star. I suppose if I used My second pet it would work better. Andy King sure has a porn ring to it.
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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
I always thought it was better to use your first pet with your Mother's maiden name (as it avoids these '4th Avenue' type names).

edit: Anyway, using your way I would be Dog Peter.

That's the phishing version. [Razz] At least in the US, where the standard bank-account ID question is: "What's your mother's maiden name?"

Doesn't work so well, now with hyphenated last names and things like that. They still ask it, though.

Anyway, using the standard method, my porn name is Gale Everett. Not too bad.

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