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Topic: The Biggest F-ing Moron in Human History
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GMx
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posted January 28, 2004 18:14
It's this guy . This is definitely a case of someone who does not deserve what he gets. His parents seem intelligent. Maybe he was adopted. ![[shake head]](graemlins/shakehead.gif) The only thing that I can say about him is, "What a retard!" ![[Mad]](mad.gif) He wanted a Dell. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Spiderman
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posted January 28, 2004 18:29
/me shakes head
Sickening.
If he feels it's absolutely necessary to butcher a Mac, the least he could have done is sold the insides on ebay and gotten some decent components...but that would take brain power of which he seems to be totally lacking
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The Famous Druid
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posted January 28, 2004 18:35
GMx, you are far, far too kind to the guy!
The creature that did that is an offense against nature, a perversion of the evolutionary process, and a waste of skin. I'd say he deserved a slow horrible death, but that would still mean I'd be sharing the universe with his mortal remains.
He didn't want to sell it, as that would upset his parents, so he guts the machine and re-uses the case. He could have bought a case better suited to his needs for <$100. AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
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My, that felt good, I should do that more often.
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Gibbonboy
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posted January 28, 2004 18:36
As I said before,
"but mooooooom, I want thaaaaaaaat one!" "OK dear, we'll buy it for you, just take your Ritalin"
fscking morons- a pox on their house!
But just think- this little twit will have a college degree in something, after mommy and daddy buy it, and will probably be your boss someday soon.
Grr.
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csk
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posted January 28, 2004 18:39
Is anyone else thinking it's our duty as responsible citizens to track down his parent's email address(es) and let them know? ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
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dragonman97
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posted January 28, 2004 18:49
Hehehe ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) .
I read this earlier today on Macslash, and was tempted to post about it here, but was too pissed off at the fool to write anything in a clear-headed manner. I'm just going to hold my tongue on this matter...
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Xanthine
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posted January 28, 2004 18:54
What a jackass!
I'm a PC user too but if someone bought me a G5 I'd consider myself switched!
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GMx
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posted January 28, 2004 20:41
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Originally posted by dragonman97:
Hehehe .
I read this earlier today on Macslash, and was tempted to post about it here, but was too pissed off at the fool to write anything in a clear-headed manner. I'm just going to hold my tongue on this matter...
It was easy for me since most of my writing is far from clear headed. I was thinking of a good analogy for what this fool did. It's like your parents buying you a Mercedes, but you really wanted a motor scooter, so you tear out the engine and put the motor scooter engine in the mercedes.
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Alan!
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posted January 28, 2004 20:56
Blasphemy!
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posted January 28, 2004 21:08
WOE BETIDE HIM!
I will smash him with the fury of vulcan's hammer!
*cursing in tounges*
Fatum Iustum Stultorum!
*puts on full ninja gear*
Manus Celer Dei!
*runs into the night*
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Orpheus
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posted January 28, 2004 21:11
*laughs so hard he falls out of his chair*
Someone ought to castrate him so he's elegible for a Darwin award. I bet his friend's happy though, here ya go free G5 guts!
what a f***in moron...
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TMBWITW,PB
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posted January 28, 2004 21:21
His other friend wasn't very happy.
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When I showed my friend, who happens to love Apple, he looked sick. He did not say anything to me. He just put his hands on his head and was in shock.
His parents may not know a lot about computers, but I bet they know the difference between XP and Panther. They'll kick his butt hard enough the first time they visit and the computer is on.
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GMx
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posted January 28, 2004 21:22
I hope somebody finds out who he is and just beats the dogshit out of him. ![[devil wand]](graemlins/devilwand.gif)
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Snaggy
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posted January 28, 2004 21:28
this says troll all over it to me, ... any chance that this is a fake?
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GMx
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posted January 28, 2004 21:35
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Originally posted by Snaggy:
this says troll all over it to me, ... any chance that this is a fake?
I doubt it. Never underestimate the stupidity of a PC weenie.
Edit: You know, now that I think of it, you may be right. Saying something like, "I really wanted a Dell" is so ridiculous, it has to be a joke, right? Right? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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posted January 28, 2004 21:36
*with war paint smeared on face*
It doesn't seem so funny, now, because I notice that the pattern that the gum makes on the floor is in the shape of the summer constellations, and that each suit sits on a pulsar pounding out its vibrant message across the lightyears and across the theater to my head: "Durability."
***Dr. Psyclops is experincing techincal difficulty***
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Chesty
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posted January 28, 2004 21:40
 <from his beige G3>Grrrrrr!</from his beige G3>
And he got a crappy board to boot! sheesh!
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TMBWITW,PB
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posted January 28, 2004 21:48
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Originally posted by Snaggy:
this says troll all over it to me, ... any chance that this is a fake?
From what I've heard about overclockers.com it doesn't seem likely. They're predominately hard-core Windows users who really hate Macs. Obviously they haven't seen the latest JoT. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
So, does anyone want to Paypal me some money to buy myself a G5 that will actually stay that way? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Jace Raven
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posted January 28, 2004 22:29
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Edit: You know, now that I think of it, you may be right. Saying something like, "I really wanted a Dell" is so ridiculous, it has to be a joke, right? Right?
If he was so stupid to gut a dual G5, i dont doubt that he thinks a dell is a good PC (if there is such a thing)As i have seen some of their "gamer PC's" that arn't too bad.
He could have meant one of those.
None the less, a pic is worth a thousand words (or something like that)
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posted January 29, 2004 02:26
The overclockers.com readers are all a bunch of fucktards. For an example, read this thread. This was the first forum post I picked, too.
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The Famous Druid
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posted January 29, 2004 02:42
I've got to agree with Snaggy, this guy lives under a bridge and eats billy-goats.
/me is embarassed to have been taken in by what is, in hindsight, an obvious troll.
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posted January 29, 2004 05:39
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The creature that did that is an offense against nature, a perversion of the evolutionary process, and a waste of skin. I'd say he deserved a slow horrible death, but that would still mean I'd be sharing the universe with his mortal remains.
I say his mortal remains be fed to a donkey and the donkey waste jettisoned into alpha centauri
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GMx
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posted January 29, 2004 07:12
Here's a page from the overclockers forum. It may indeed be a hoax.
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spungo
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posted January 29, 2004 07:14
<Involuntary Mac geek wind-up>
I would have done the same thing if someone had given me one for free. Either that or I would have used it as a foot stool (with built-in heater!)
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