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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted January 13, 2012 11:07      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
After sparkly vampires made over a billion dollars for hollywood, it was only a matter of time until they decided to try the doing the same with zombies, regardless of how stupid it might be.

When a highly unusual zombie rescues a girl from imminent death at the hands of his cohorts, their unlikely romance sets in motion a chain of events that will transform him, his fellow dead and maybe even the whole lifeless world.

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Icon 1 posted January 13, 2012 21:49      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Brain bleach. Now.

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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2012 08:48      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Emo zombies -- have you ever wondered what they have on their ipods? I have. The Cure, I suppose. But the love that dare not speak its undead name isn't anything new, judging by some of the girls I've known...

Anyway, what do vegan zombies mutter? "Graaaaiinnnsss!"

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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2012 11:09      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Necrophelia


Thats just wrong.

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Icon 1 posted January 15, 2012 10:16      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's only wrong if you forget to scoop the maggots out first.

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Icon 1 posted January 20, 2012 05:51      Profile for Danapoppa     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
Necrophelia


Thats just wrong.

I think it's the title to a proposed sequel to Hamlet. [Wink]

Soundtrack to be provided by The Band, of course:

Ashes of laughter
The ghost is clear
Why do the best things always disappear
Necrophelia
Please darken my door.
[Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted January 30, 2012 06:36      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one.
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Icon 1 posted January 30, 2012 08:55      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one.

High Five! </Borat>

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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2012 01:49      Profile for Erbo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Perhaps they'll work out how to combine necrophilia with bestiality and S&M...

...or would that just be beating a dead horse? [Big Grin]

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GrumpySteen

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I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess

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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2012 14:32      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess

Sees: Dead deer in ditch.
Thinks: Hmmmmmm... Nice Rack....

I mean, really, not just sex with an animal, not just sex with a dead animal, sex with a dead animal he found in a ditch. [Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess

Sees: Dead deer in ditch.
Thinks: Hmmmmmm... Nice Rack....

I mean, really, not just sex with an animal, not just sex with a dead animal, sex with a dead animal he found in a ditch. [Eek!]

Here in the Valley we call that "Country Style".

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