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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted July 26, 2008 17:30      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
don't know if this is the right area, but who cares.

I need to buy a 18th birthday present for a girl. She loves music, movies, anime, manga, Linkin Park, art, and is just evil and dark (not emo though!!). It doesn't need to be anything big or expensive just a regular present for a friend. Does anyone have any website suggestions were I might be able to find something?

Yes, Snaggy I've checked GC and sorry Nitro but your paintings are out of my prize range (sorry).

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Icon 1 posted July 26, 2008 21:44      Profile for Bibo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
www.mcphee.com is always good for offbeat gifts!

And for some tongue-in-cheek humor (if she doesn't already have any of his CDs) www.voltaire.net

Zombie Prostitute and Other Ooky Spooky Hits (maxi-cd) is a good one. A great Star Wars spoof called "Cantina"

http://amiestreet.com/artist/17913

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Icon 1 posted July 26, 2008 21:57      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You could get her beanie, or hacker hat, though!

Perfect gift for the goth / emo girl in your life! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/caps.html

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What about the Hubble Telescope Snowglobe?

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Icon 12 posted July 28, 2008 10:55      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Dark and evil? Get her some evil genius googles, ŕ la Dr. Horrible. (Unless she already has a pair, then go for the rest of the look: lab coat, leather boots, rubber gloves, chemistry kit, etc.)

Or not. If she really is evil, you may want to keep dangerous materials out of her reach. CareBear plush doll might be a better choice. Or you could go in-between: some stuffed animal, of the dangerous kind (lion, tiger, gorilla, virus...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
Or you could go in-between: some stuffed animal, of the dangerous kind (lion, tiger, gorilla, virus...)

Oh yeah. For my birthday, my mom gave me herpes.

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted July 28, 2008 12:44      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
drunkennewfiemidget - umm, definetly don't want to know what your friends are like.

Stereo - I like the idea of the googles (she is becoming a chemist) as for showing up at her house with a pair of leather boots and gloves might be sending the wrong message and might result in my immediate death.

Thanks for the ideas guys - the order has been placed, and I hope she likes it.

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Icon 1 posted July 28, 2008 17:39      Profile for tweety   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted July 28, 2008 20:42      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*

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Show up naked with beer... </Cap'n Vic>

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quote:
Originally posted by stevenback7:
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
That's not quite as bad as this:
http://failblog.org/2008/07/27/gift-fail/

[Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by macmcseboy:
Show up naked with beer... </Cap'n Vic>

I was missing that meme...
I'm for the plushy gift, they're so versatile and there are many options out there.

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Bad Taste Bears! A perfect present for every situation (as long as the recipient has a little twisted sense of humour...)
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Icon 1 posted July 29, 2008 07:21      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

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1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.

That's the way ya do it.

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.

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Icon 1 posted July 29, 2008 10:32      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Um.. nevermind. [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Because, if you're totally into reenacting scenes from your favorite movies, then you'll want condoms.
[Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Because, if you're totally into reenacting scenes from your favorite movies, then you'll want condoms.
[Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by stevenback7:
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
are you complaining about the ribbing? come on, its for her pleasure.....

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