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Black Widow
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Icon 1 posted January 07, 2005 13:34      Profile for Black Widow     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
More importantly - if your partner croaks mid-shag, do you still finish the deed?

I think it depends if you are a guy or a girl.

/me cannot believe she actually answered that question

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Xanthine

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Icon 1 posted January 07, 2005 13:37      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
If a guy croaks mid-shag will he stay hard before rigor mortis sets in?

/me can't believe she just asked that...

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted January 07, 2005 13:38      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Black Widow:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
More importantly - if your partner croaks mid-shag, do you still finish the deed?

I think it depends if you are a guy or a girl.

/me cannot believe she actually answered that question

So what, you'd carry on if it was a guy you were with, but not if it was a girl? [Wink]

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Allan
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Icon 1 posted January 07, 2005 14:30      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
More importantly - if your partner croaks mid-shag, do you still finish the deed?

You'd have to ask Miss Piggy about that...
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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted January 07, 2005 14:57      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
From what I learned from watching the movie Clerks men can maintain an erection for several hours. But I don't know if thats fact.

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted January 07, 2005 15:35      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
If a guy croaks mid-shag will he stay hard before rigor mortis sets in?

/me can't believe she just asked that...

Um, no. The muscle that chokes blood exiting the penis would relax causing flacidity (is that a word?) Also, the guys blood pressure would plummet upon death.

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disgruntled goat
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If your partner suddenly dies during sex the question should not be should you carry on, it should be how long will they stay warm for?
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Black Widow
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quote:
Originally posted by disgruntled goat:
If your partner suddenly dies during sex the question should not be should you carry on, it should be how long will they stay warm for?

That's just stupid. No one should try to outdo Cap'n Vic or Spungo. [shake head]
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disgruntled goat
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spungo is my idol,my guru, i am one of his many diciples.All hail spungo.
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Nothing a little vaseline can't fix.
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Icon 1 posted January 09, 2005 15:32      Profile for neotatsu     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Are you sure the muscle would relax? Some muscles can tense in death, as opposed to relax... *shrug* I'ma have to do some nice research now, damn you all... It was hard enough to resist the urge when I watched Clerks the other day, but I managed as I couldn't have gotten online if I wanted to, then I promptly forgot..

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2005 02:39      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by disgruntled goat:
spungo is my idol,my guru, i am one of his many diciples.All hail spungo.

It's okay, folks - he's not an escaped inmate - he's just a very naughty boy.

Heel, Mongo, heel! Gooo-od Mongo... here's your candy. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2005 02:46      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
But the pertinent question is, did he rub the lotion on his skin?

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2005 12:57      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The real question is, if your partner dies uring sex, and she's English, how would you tell ?

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Cap'n Vic

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
The real question is, if your partner dies uring sex, and she's English, how would you tell ?

Hehehe. Did I ever tell you about that girl I met from Wales?

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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2005 14:40      Profile for JustRob   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
hehehehehehehe

This one girlfriend I had was from devonshire or something like that. One of them cities that end in -shire. She had a weird ass accent too.

Anyway, sex with her was like...involuntary masturbation. She totally put me off english girls. Oh, she was blonde too. Blech.

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Icon 1 posted January 10, 2005 15:13      Profile for neotatsu     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
But the pertinent question is, did he rub the lotion on his skin?

Again, you are almost there, but slightly off the mark, as the nature of the question leans more to whether or not she could still get the hose again [Razz] [devil wand]

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Jackonicko
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"1. Buy a motorcycle. A '60's Triumph Bonneville works nicely.
2. Dress in black
3. Act like you don't care about anything.
4. Get laid.
/very tongue in cheek."

Worked for me......

And unless you're dating someone very discerning, a Norton Commando is the favoured second choice to a Bonnie/Trident/Tiger.....

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Icon 13 posted January 10, 2005 17:02      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You are obviously not meeting the right English girls......

BTW JustRob counties end in shire, not cities.... Cities/towns often (but not exclusively) end in borough or wich...

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Icon 1 posted January 11, 2005 03:54      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Cities/towns often (but not exclusively) end in borough or wich...

I find they often end in a ring-road, if not the burning Hell-fire of judgement. [Smile]

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Well, that's all I had to go on, so there ya go. I did meet her dad once on a visit over here in Miami. God, he was a prick.
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...I think someone's still got a little torch burning... ahhh sweet love...

[Happytears]

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quote:
Originally posted by ewomack:
...I think someone's still got a little torch burning... ahhh sweet love...

[Happytears]

if it feels like it is burning then you should probably see a doctor about it [Wink] [Big Grin]

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Hmmm... good point. I think there's a Graemlin that sums up that burning feeling...

[Mad]

Yeah, that's what it's like.

Ahhh... Love...

So if my wife likes to fold origami, fix bathroom fixtures (like REALLY fix them; complete with tearing out the walls and the pipes), owns more tools than I know how to use and loves Japanese animation, does she qualify as a geek girl? Seems like she might be on the fence...

Just cogitating away...

rumble rumble...

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Icon 1 posted February 19, 2005 07:58      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ewomack:

So if my wife likes to fold origami, fix bathroom fixtures

*wipes eyes*

*re-reads*

Ahh... that's better.. not what I thought I read the first time. [Eek!]

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