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YaYawoman

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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2008 21:09      Profile for YaYawoman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Awwww, how sweet. So sweet I may need some insulin. [Wink]

My money is on her kicking your butt steen.

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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2008 21:14      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
HaHa!!!

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We'll see. I'm trying to get her to agree to play against me in some cheesy online games even as we spea... uh... post.

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YaYawoman

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Dammit who is winning??!!

Enquiring minds want to know.

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GrumpySteen

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We haven't played yet 'cause it was late and we both needed to go to bed (work, y'know). Never fear, however, for I shall be triumphant. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of her... wait, that quote doesn't quite fit does it?

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Sup, ho?
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Icon 1 posted April 08, 2008 20:24      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:
well I dont know if I count, being a girl and all, but I used a line once.

Walked by this guy and stopped dead and walked back. Looked him in the eye and said "hi, my name is (blank). I am sitting around the left corner with my friends. I am now heading to the bar to buy a drink but when I am done if you want to come sit and talk with me you are welcome to."

AND IT WORKED! It was a fun weekend.

I know i know, it is not quite what you are talking about, but for me it was the equivalent of a line.

Sometimes a line has worked on me when a guy is poking fun at himself and testing to see if I have a sense of humor. If we both end up smirking and giggling before he can finish, it usually led to at least a funny conversation.

It is the poor souls who try these dumb lines with a total lack of humor, or irony, or silliness that really really really bomb.

Ya-Ya Woman,

If you promise not to talk politics, you could try that line on me.

CP

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Colonel Panic
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Icon 1 posted April 08, 2008 20:28      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by geekgoddess:
I HATE pickup lines. Most of them are so corny and unoriginal.

Geekgoddess,

What's so corny about, "You're place or my Mom's?"

We're talking geek here. We're talking honesty.

What more could you want?

CP

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Jace Raven

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quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Panic:
quote:
Originally posted by geekgoddess:
I HATE pickup lines. Most of them are so corny and unoriginal.

Geekgoddess,

What's so corny about, "You're place or my Mom's?"

We're talking geek here. We're talking honesty.

What more could you want?

CP

...so, I can give you a ride on my handlebars...

This one has worked for me once:
"Hey ma, let me holla at you right fast... HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA"

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quote:
Originally posted by Jace Raven:
quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Panic:
quote:
Originally posted by geekgoddess:
I HATE pickup lines. Most of them are so corny and unoriginal.

Geekgoddess,

What's so corny about, "You're place or my Mom's?"

We're talking geek here. We're talking honesty.

What more could you want?

CP

...so, I can give you a ride on my handlebars...

This one has worked for me once:
"Hey ma, let me holla at you right fast... HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA"

*throatpunches jace*
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*cough* Get a room! *cough*

[Smile]

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YaYawoman

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CP

You know I think a converstion over a beer or three with you would be an interestng thing. Then
my imagination kicks in and i giggle. Not a mean giggle, but a silly one.

Go with the image Im trying to write about, ok?

Afew beers, conversation over various safe topics (schnitzel dogs, meerkats, tatertots)then----

BAM

One of us would veer onto a topic that not quite directly political, would lead to a political discussion.

Beer, bars and political talk leads to

Ruuuuuummmmbbble

hahahaha, then throw in whoever else is there....

C'mon, the mental image is just totally giggilicious. Well, to me it is.

thaks though. See you round GC!!

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Colonel Panic
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Ya Ya,

Were you planning on drinkin' with the man or the myth?

CP

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Icon 1 posted April 10, 2008 12:54      Profile for geekgoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Geekgoddess,

What's so corny about, "You're place or my Mom's?"

We're talking geek here. We're talking honesty.

What more could you want?

CP

LOL. Well, as far as corny goes, I was thinking more along the lines of "Are you tired? No? You should be, because you've been running through my mind all day" or "Did you know I'm a Paramedic? I'm mouth-to-mouth certified."

The whole "Your place or my Mom's?" is right up there with "Nice shoes! Wanna f*ck?" [Applause]

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This one was used on and he got NO WHERE. "Come to my 127.0.0.1 and Iíll give you sudo access"

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Please tell me your kidding? Where do they this sh*t from? [crazy]

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Icon 1 posted April 10, 2008 18:03      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MzSunn:
This one was used on and he got NO WHERE. "Come to my 127.0.0.1 and Iíll give you sudo access"

So, I suppose a fsck is out of the question?

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by MzSunn:
This one was used on and he got NO WHERE. "Come to my 127.0.0.1 and Iíll give you sudo access"

So, I suppose a fsck is out of the question?
Well, if that were the case, he'd probably only be fscking himself. [Razz]

It's pretty hard to route externally to 127.0.0.1. [Wink]

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Perhaps it was error 400 (Bad Request) ?

Or maybe 402 (Payment required) ? [evil]

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______________________ Client #Nine requesting, Ashley Dupree.

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TFD Not a line of credit, but a pick-up line. You know, verbal. heehee

Col. The man, The myth, the legend. Tell you what, if you are ever in VA Pm me. My man and I will take you out for a few drinks and we will hvae a rollicking time. I should warn you once in while he makes me look like a soffie pinko commie red-loving liberal. [Big Grin] Only sometimes though.

Actually though the more I think of it, the more fun it sounds. You know what we all need? A giant geekculture convention meet up. Cmon snaggy and Nitrozac, start planning?

Who wouldnt pay to come see ASM in the SAME room, at the SAME table with col panic and tfd and calli and......ok, maybe not. I dont think we could scrape up enough bail money. But still it would be fun to have as many as possible having a drink or 3 together. Las Vegas maybe?

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Perhaps it was error 400 (Bad Request) ?

Or maybe 402 (Payment required) ? [evil]

Similar to these?

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I can't believe nobody's said:

"Nice shoes, wanna fsck?"

And somebody should be able to do something creative with "penetration testing," "root your box," "finger," and "mount."

You're all slackers.

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Not to mention "fork".

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Not to mention "fork".

Or spork.

"Hey baby, is that a spork in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

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