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geekygoddess
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Ok, So I ventured out this evening with the girls, and quickly realized why I stay at home in the first place. What I would really like to know is where you guys get your pick up lines from? And just out of curiosity, do these lines ever actually work for you?

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dirty movies mostly

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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2008 23:33      Profile for YaYawoman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
well I dont know if I count, being a girl and all, but I used a line once.

Walked by this guy and stopped dead and walked back. Looked him in the eye and said "hi, my name is (blank). I am sitting around the left corner with my friends. I am now heading to the bar to buy a drink but when I am done if you want to come sit and talk with me you are welcome to."

AND IT WORKED! It was a fun weekend.

I know i know, it is not quite what you are talking about, but for me it was the equivalent of a line.

Sometimes a line has worked on me when a guy is poking fun at himself and testing to see if I have a sense of humor. If we both end up smirking and giggling before he can finish, it usually led to at least a funny conversation.

It is the poor souls who try these dumb lines with a total lack of humor, or irony, or silliness that really really really bomb.

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Now you tell me! [Embarrassed]
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Whats the most popular pick up line in a nursing home?
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Do I come here offten?

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You really gotta appreciate character John Nash's directness in the movie, A Beautiful Mind. It should be much easier, (and fruitful), for a woman.

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Weeell, I gotta admit the old "teehee, i'm drunk AND horny" tended to work well for me also. That was in more youthful days though.

Shame, women dont really have to worry about lines too much, do we?

Nyah nyah

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I knew a guy who reckoned that the line:

"Ever been to bed with a fat biker?"

got him laid just as often as it got him a slap! [Big Grin]

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What I want to know is, why are women so unimaginative with their pick-up lines?

I get that "Go away or I'll call the police" playing-hard-to-get line all the time. [shake head]

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See, I feel if the guy can get the nerve to come over and make an even half way funny attempt at a line then he should at least get a chance. It's the cocky one's that I can't stand. I have a soft spot for the nervous, shy type:) Oh, and Druid, My lines are very imaginative... "Did you clean your pants with windex, cuz I can see myself in them" works for me everytime!!!LOL!!!

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I HATE pickup lines. Most of them are so corny and unoriginal. I've had my fair share thrown at me and I'll either a) Flat out ignore the person, b) Stare at them blankly with the "You're a dumbass" look on my face, or c) Retort. My standard response to "So what's your sign?" is "Do not enter."

Don't get me wrong, if an attractive, NICE guy were to approach me, I'd be more than happy to chat with him. In my experience its usually desperate, skeezy guys that rely on the pickup lines.

The best pickup that I've had tried on me lately was by a guy I work with. He'd written out a personals ad and asked me to "proof it" for him. It said something to the tune of "Seeking beautiful 23 year old intelligent, funny, educated, sarcastic brunette in glasses. Must love music, cooking, books and have a sense of humor..." He handed it to me to read and said "You don't know where I could find a girl like that, do you?" LOL.

It was probably the sweetest, most respectful come-on I've ever had.

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Does standing on a bar top and announcing you'll have sex with the first woman who meets you outside count as a pickup line?

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OMG!! That one ALWAYS works for me LOL! Steen, if you used that more often, you wouldn't be celibate!! [Big Grin]

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Oh... well, in that case, a pickup line has worked for me in the past. *nod*
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HAHA!!! You crack me up!!! My place or yours??? [Big Grin]

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You just wanna play with my Wii [Big Grin]

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Ha! Hey, a girl's gotta eat, you know what I'm saying??? [Big Grin]

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I do indeed... and on a tangent, one of the games I have for the Wii is "Cooking Mama: Cook Off" which actually does absolutely nothing to help feed you, but it's a lot of fun none the less.

Pretend food tastes the best anyway [Smile]

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I agree... No carbs, calories, or fat!!! [Wink]

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So c'mon over. I'll totally pwn you on scrambled eggs!

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But, Steen, what oh what will the others think??? They already think we are related. [blush]

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I suspect that they'd mainly want to know if you kicked my ass at the game. The whole celibacy thing (even if I'm not a very good celibate) doesn't make for good gossip.

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So your not actually celibate then? Well, that's good because that is no fun at all! [Big Grin] And for the record, I would so kick your ass at the game!!! [devil wand]

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Oh I am... mostly... sorta. If you really want details, PM me 'cause I'm not posting them in public [blush]

And I would totally kis.. err kick your ass at any game you care to choose [Smile]

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