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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 09:23      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ok it was my friend Vanessa's birthday this weekend. Her 21st to be exact. We went to the bar with a bunch of people. She got drunk puked blah blah blah......

Well any way one of her friends there and I hit it off preaty well. She is a total geek. She plays video games, Does Ren Fest, has multiple computers set up in her room. And she's cute!! a big plus.

But it gets better. Venessa's boy friend was throwing a bachlor party for one of his friends and we got swept up in that after bar close. We got into a really nice strip club for free. And right in the middle of the floor I was making out with this girl. The DJ saw this and anounced it. So I'm making out with this hottie in the middle of a strip club with every one there, Strippers and all watching us.

After the strip club we went to the persons house that was throwing the bachlor party. 3 of the girls (Geek hottie included) where part of a human buffett. Naked coverd in chocolate. After that they got cleaned up and we socilized till about 5am. We left and went back to her place. We sat up and chatted at her place till 10 in the morning.

Now I have to wait till Tuesday to call her (3-day rule)

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 09:23      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
'Socialised?'

Get to the details, man. Did ya hit it?

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 09:28      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
'Socialised?'

Get to the details, man. Did ya hit it?

She had her "Monthly friend" visiting. I did get an IOU. We are going to the sculpture gardens Next saturday.

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 09:29      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
'Socialised?'

Get to the details, man. Did ya hit it?

She had her "Monthly friend" visiting. I did get an IOU. We are going to the sculpture gardens Next saturday.
That's awesome. Good job. We want pics, video, diagrams, and a re-enactment using clay figures please.
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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 09:42      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I DO have pictures, But I'm not sharing.

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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 10:26      Profile for Luke Skywalker     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
'Socialised?'

Get to the details, man. Did ya hit it?

She had her "Monthly friend" visiting. I did get an IOU. We are going to the sculpture gardens Next saturday.
That's awesome. Good job. We want pics, video, diagrams, and a re-enactment using clay figures please.
Clay figures? HA, screw that, lets get computer reenactments with approprate background music accompaning it.

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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 12:52      Profile for YaYawoman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Wait wait wait.

Not even a first date and lip-locking at a strip club, naked chocolate dessert buffet?

I feel so old. I have skipped right over turning into my mother and have gone straight to grandmother.

Part of me is shaking my head mumbling something inchoherent about kids these days and the other part is shaking my head at how old and grandma-ized I have become. [Wink]

I vote for the claymation rather than the computer generated animation. Old school dontcha know. [Wink] It will be like an x-rated episode of Robot Chicken.

Have fun.

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 13:25      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:
Wait wait wait.

Not even a first date and lip-locking at a strip club, naked chocolate dessert buffet?

I feel so old. I have skipped right over turning into my mother and have gone straight to grandmother.

Part of me is shaking my head mumbling something inchoherent about kids these days and the other part is shaking my head at how old and grandma-ized I have become. [Wink]

I vote for the claymation rather than the computer generated animation. Old school dontcha know. [Wink] It will be like an x-rated episode of Robot Chicken.

Have fun.

I'm only a few short years from 30, I also am the single parent of 2 great kids ...... and if they ever did anything like what I did last night they would be grounded for a month.

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 13:39      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:
Wait wait wait.

Not even a first date and lip-locking at a strip club, naked chocolate dessert buffet?

I feel so old. I have skipped right over turning into my mother and have gone straight to grandmother.

Part of me is shaking my head mumbling something inchoherent about kids these days and the other part is shaking my head at how old and grandma-ized I have become. [Wink]

I vote for the claymation rather than the computer generated animation. Old school dontcha know. [Wink] It will be like an x-rated episode of Robot Chicken.

Have fun.

I'm only a few short years from 30, I also am the single parent of 2 great kids ...... and if they ever did anything like what I did last night they would be grounded for a month.
At least you practice what you preach. [Wink]

A 14 year old boy comes home, sits down at the dinner table, and his mother looks at him, and asks, "what's wrong?" as he looks mildly troubled.

The boy, after a long pause, says, "I had sex for the first time today."

His mother goes into a frantic panic. "GET TO YOUR ROOM! You're too young for that! I don't know what to do with you, so go up to your room until your father gets home!"

The boy does as he's told.

An hour or so later, the boy's father comes home, to find his mother pacing in the kitchen.

"What's wrong, dear?" he asks.

"It's our son! He confessed that he had sex for the first time today to me."

The man pauses a moment, and then exclaims, "HE DID?!", runs to the fridge, grabs two beers, opens them, and runs up the stairs exclaiming, "MY BOY'S A MAN!"

He enters his son's room, sits down on the bed beside him, hands him a beer and says, "so, I heard you became a man today."

The boy says, "I suppose so."

The man says, "so, what'd you think? how's it feel to be a man?"

The boy says, "Ionno. My butt still hurts."

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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 18:12      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Naked, covered in chocolate -and- having her period?

Ummkay.

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 18:18      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
Naked, covered in chocolate -and- having her period?

Ummkay.

She had underware on for that. And no one was licking that part of her.

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uilleann
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Underware ... does that run in Windows?
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 19:43      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ahh... I simply missed when 'naked' was redefined. Don't mind me, I'm just a bit out of touch with the modern world.

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uilleann
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lol!
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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 21:33      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
Naked, covered in chocolate -and- having her period?

Ummkay.

Chocolate covered cherries.

(Someone's clotting BAD this time)

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

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Icon 1 posted May 29, 2006 21:34      Profile for Thorned0Fortress   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's chicks like her that give us that slutty stereotype.
*tsk tsk*
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Anyways, who's coming to my place this weekend ?

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted May 30, 2006 04:15      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
Ahh... I simply missed when 'naked' was redefined. Don't mind me, I'm just a bit out of touch with the modern world.

I think it happened around the time the United States stopped letting girls get completely nude at the nudie bars. [Wink]
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Icon 1 posted May 30, 2006 08:14      Profile for aazp     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I wish I had a weekend like that!

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted May 30, 2006 08:35      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by aazp:
I wish I had a weekend like that!

I made a lot of new friends. I have as of right now 4 people offering comp tickets to MNRenfest. So maybe this will be the first year I go. And with the classes I'm starting I'll be able to network.

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Icon 1 posted May 30, 2006 18:42      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
Underware ... does that run in Windows?

Well, if it's Windows, I certainly wouldn't expect anyone to be licking it. [Wink]

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dragonman u would luv to be covered in choc and sum girl licking it what man wouldnt
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Depends, Mr Connell. Not everyone likes the feeling of being really messy.
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Icon 1 posted June 02, 2006 13:13      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Donnall:
dragonman u would luv to be covered in choc and sum girl licking it what man wouldnt

Fees are not charged by the letter here. You can type entire words and use punctuation at no cost.

In case you don't understand, here is an example.

Dragonman; you would love to be covered in chocolate and then have a girl lick it off. What man would not?

</facetiousness>

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quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
Depends, Mr Connell. Not everyone likes the feeling of being really messy.

Ahh, but the cleanup afterward is sooo much fun!! [Wink] [Razz]

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Ah yes, but Mr Ashitaka, you really need to redo your avatar as PNG or GIF. The damage done by the JPEG algorithm to the red (a long standing design flaw) has made it quite an eyesore.
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