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tarita virtue
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Icon 12 posted April 05, 2006 11:56      Profile for tarita virtue   Author's Homepage         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
** Casting for BEAUTY and THE GEEK (Season 3) **

Beauty and the Geek season 3 auditions are coming to a city near you:

Miami, FL
Boston, MA &
New York, NY....

We are currently seeking...MEN & WOMEN in their 20's who are:

Are you a beautiful woman and think you can help a geek?

Are you a geek and want to help a beauty?

Beautiful, sexy, social-savvy women who can turn a geek into a stud.

Intellectually endowed but socially stunted men who can turn a beauty into a scholar.

Beauties and Geeks willing to work together and compete for the opportunity to win a substantial cash prize!

Official Beauty and the Geek WEBSITE:
http://thewb.warnerbros.com/batg/


If we are not going to be in your city....
or you would like to contact us,
please send an email with a recent picture attached to me at: [email protected]


Thanks and hope to hear from you.....


ONLY E-Mail me here: [email protected]

All my best,
Tarita
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Beauty and the Geek (Season 3)

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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 16:39      Profile for Mochan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
LOL, I am honestly interested to see how many women will sign up for this!
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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 16:49      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
If they'd like to give a makeover to a geeky female, I'd jump at the chance, but it sounds like they'd prefer brainless women. [Frown]

Know of anyone who's giving away weddings? I'd be glad to offer my wedding as advertisement to a corporate sponsor!

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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 17:36      Profile for Thorned0Fortress   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oh I TOTALLY agree with you.
I think that they wont do a "stud-man and loser-girl" show, because guys are too shallow and they could get a little harsh.

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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 17:45      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My Jonathan is definitely not shallow! He's just amazingly sensitive to me and with what I'm dealing from my past. I love him so much! So even if the show did take geeky females, I wouldn't qualify since I'm not looking for a boyfriend. (Particularly one who told my mother today that he'll be proposing soon!!!! [Applause] )

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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 18:01      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Get me a sex change and I'll consider it.

Just kidding. I like being a brainy girl. It scares away all the men who aren't worth my time anyways. [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Get me a sex change and I'll consider it.

Just kidding. I like being a brainy girl. It scares away all the men who aren't worth my time anyways. [Smile]

That might also be the Real Ultimate Ninja Power.

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So, what exactly do you do to a geek to turn him into a stud? Do you fill him up with dianabol and lock him up in a room full of weights for a month or two?
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we should all thake that e-mail and span him/her with penis enlargement adds, gay porn sites, and breast enhansement pages.
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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 20:08      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Check out her resume. It pictures somewhat pornographic poses of herself. Not exactly what I'd imagine a casting assistant to have on her Web site!

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Icon 1 posted April 05, 2006 20:15      Profile for ARJ   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by tarita virtue:
Beautiful, sexy, social-savvy women who can turn a geek into a stud.

WeirdArms is already a stud. Lucky me [Razz]

I'm a geek and I want to help myself to some delicious Thai for lunch.

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Katie West: Well done steak? Really?

Warren Ellis: Yes. Because MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT NO CRY ANY MORE THEN EAT IT DEAD

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Check out her resume. It pictures somewhat pornographic poses of herself. Not exactly what I'd imagine a casting assistant to have on her Web site!

And she's got a spinning globe animated GIF! How tacky!

But it looks like she's billing herself as actress/spokemodel. Maybe she's just killing time posting on GC until her next gig a la deshabille.

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Katie West: Well done steak? Really?

Warren Ellis: Yes. Because MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT NO CRY ANY MORE THEN EAT IT DEAD

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Icon 12 posted April 06, 2006 04:47      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
So I guess it's why she had to add "a self-proclaimed" geek... no one else would call her a geek! [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Check out her resume. It pictures somewhat pornographic poses of herself. Not exactly what I'd imagine a casting assistant to have on her Web site!

If that's your idea of 'pornographic', then you live a sheltered life.

But her website is absolutely hideous.

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quote:
Originally posted by ARJ:
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Check out her resume. It pictures somewhat pornographic poses of herself. Not exactly what I'd imagine a casting assistant to have on her Web site!

And she's got a spinning globe animated GIF! How tacky!

But it looks like she's billing herself as actress/spokemodel. Maybe she's just killing time posting on GC until her next gig a la deshabille.

Worse yet...Java. My machine slowed to a crawl. *grumble*

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What about those of us who are geeks AND hotties AND can bench press more than their own weight?

Do we get to storm in during the series conclusion and slaughter the audience in a whiskey-fueled bloodbath? [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Demosthenes:
What about those of us who are geeks AND hotties AND can bench press more than their own weight?

Do we get to storm in during the series conclusion and slaughter the audience in a whiskey-fueled bloodbath? [Big Grin]

I sure hope so. They'll do it if they want me to watch it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Demosthenes:
What about those of us who are geeks AND hotties AND can bench press more than their own weight?

Do we get to storm in during the series conclusion and slaughter the audience in a whiskey-fueled bloodbath? [Big Grin]

That begs the question: BFG, Flamethrower, or Chainsaw?

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quote:
Originally posted by Demosthenes:
What about those of us who are geeks AND hotties AND can bench press more than their own weight?

Plus the fact that instead of cuddling up with someone, she'd much rather cudgel him up - what can possibly be better?
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quote:
Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
Plus the fact that instead of cuddling up with someone, she'd much rather cudgel him up - what can possibly be better?

Man, you're never going to shut up about that cudgel, are you? One of these days, I ought to get my shotgun out of storage and show you that instead. [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by Demosthenes:
What about those of us who are geeks AND hotties AND can bench press more than their own weight?

You go over there *points* with the other 3. [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by Demosthenes:
quote:
Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
Plus the fact that instead of cuddling up with someone, she'd much rather cudgel him up - what can possibly be better?

Man, you're never going to shut up about that cudgel, are you? One of these days, I ought to get my shotgun out of storage and show you that instead. [Razz]
No worries, I don't have any weird obsessions with blunt trauma-inducing weapons (oh wait...) It just so happens that "cudgel" sounds fairly similar to "cuddle," yet the two result in vastly diffrent outcomes. Well, unless you're into leather, whips, handcuffs and other funky shit, in which case cudgeling and cuddling might lead to the same result.

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we should all thake that e-mail and span him/her with ... breast enhansement pages.

I think she's all set in that department.
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quote:
Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
quote:
Originally posted by Demosthenes:
quote:
Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
Plus the fact that instead of cuddling up with someone, she'd much rather cudgel him up - what can possibly be better?

Man, you're never going to shut up about that cudgel, are you? One of these days, I ought to get my shotgun out of storage and show you that instead. [Razz]
No worries, I don't have any weird obsessions with blunt trauma-inducing weapons (oh wait...) It just so happens that "cudgel" sounds fairly similar to "cuddle," yet the two result in vastly diffrent outcomes. Well, unless you're into leather, whips, handcuffs and other funky shit, in which case cudgeling and cuddling might lead to the same result.

quote:
Originally posted by Jace Raven:
we should all thake that e-mail and span him/her with ... breast enhansement pages.

I think she's all set in that department.

Then send the other kind of enlargement e-mail. [evil]

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You'll need to spam her with sex change hospital emails first in order for the other emails to be effective.

PS: I like the show description they have on their homepage - "during the competition, the geek tries to pass his brais on to the beauty." Sounds very zombie-like, don't you think? Well heck, if they got hot zombie chicks there, I'lll be the first one in line to audition [evil]

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Easy there kids! The OP might not look like a manatee, but last time I checked, looking like a manatee wasn't required for being a geek.
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