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evilbibo
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posted May 02, 2003 08:40
On a friends Away message on AIM
"I've got 17 inches in my lap"
and
"17 inches baby!"
He just got a new PowerBook ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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spungo
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posted May 02, 2003 08:42
>>Aren't we using the term "gentlemen" a little "loosely" here??
Why, Madam, whatever do you mean? Besides, I would have thought a lady would have no use for two question marks after a sentence. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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snupy
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posted May 02, 2003 08:56
Living dangerously, aren't we, spungo? (Calling a woman turning...well, my age..."Madam")
But, then again, you did say "lady" in the next sentence.
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spungo
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posted May 02, 2003 09:01
There's nothing incorrect or improper about "Madam". What would you prefer - "Ma'am"? ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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snupy
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posted May 02, 2003 09:13
I'm just pullin' your plonker!
No, you're right, "madam" is better than "ma'am", but don't BOTH imply oldness????
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spungo
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posted May 02, 2003 09:16
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
I'm just pullin' your plonker!
No, you're right, "madam" is better than "ma'am", but don't BOTH imply oldness????
No, not at all. Ma'am is a more official/esteemed title - e.g., for the Queen.
Madam is just the female equivalent of Sir. There is no English equivalent of Mademoiselle (except 'Miss', which is not quite the same).
edit: actually, that's cobblers - Ma'am is just a contraction of madam... perfectly ordinary, I think...
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snupy
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posted May 02, 2003 09:25
Well, sure-you Brits can make anything sound esteemed(and sexy!!!)
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posted May 02, 2003 11:39
Your opposable thumbs push my buttons !!! ![[crazy]](graemlins/crazy.gif)
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posted May 02, 2003 13:41
Like pancakes?
*wait for response*
Wanna screw?
I've heard many varieties of this, not sure if it works though...
-Oz
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dragonman97
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posted May 02, 2003 14:16
quote:
Originally posted by Oz, the Wizard of:
Like pancakes?
*wait for response*
Wanna screw?
I've heard many varieties of this, not sure if it works though...
-Oz
Yeah, with this being the most famous one, I'd say. [Don't visit if you can easily be offended by vulgar words or ideas - or at the very least, don't complain to me if you don't heed my words.]
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posted May 02, 2003 15:31
I heard that about 9 years ago in HS I think
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posted May 02, 2003 17:35
"Want to get a pizza and f*ck?"
"NO!"
"What, you don't like pizza?"
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posted May 03, 2003 08:44
Do you play Vampire?
(as in by White Wolf)
Worked for me. I'm married now
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posted May 03, 2003 11:55
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posted May 03, 2003 15:46
He: Do you have any Viking in ye?
She: No......
He: Would ye like a little Viking in ye, then?
*slap*
That only worked one for me, actually
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posted May 04, 2003 12:22
some that ive used (ok, not geeky) but worked.
by a UPS truck
"hey, do you work for UPS?"
"uhh, no"
"oh, i was wondering if you wantd to inspect my package"
i had a business card with my face on it (i looked excstatic, big ole grin and a thumbs-up) and it said "laugh if you wanna f**k me." they laughed.
are those astronaut pants? cause your butt is outta this world!
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
by worked, i mean a conversation got up, dont mean anything after that happened.
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posted May 04, 2003 12:32
Calrockr: Those are great! I can definitely see those as being good icebreakers - getting beyond that would be tricky.
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posted May 05, 2003 08:35
My friend had a few funny ones, that I had all but fogot about... So here they are:
(I know this one is similar to the card above)
F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me.
(I know similair has been posted)
I'd have a large popcorn, your phone number and a small coke.
So, your a nurse? Then how about giving me a oral exploration, a tonsilectame or perhaps just a spung bath?
Can I buy you breakfast tommarow?
At Summerfest, he picked up a shirt that said "I'm here about the blow job," and took to the cashier (much older), she said "That'd be 15 dollars." He replied "What, you thought I wasn'ted to buy the shirt." She replied, "Oh, yeah... Like I want to play teacher to kid like you. You probably don't know where to put it." He promptly turned bright red, paid for shirt and we moved on to find more music.
Hand them an application for the position of Girl Friend....
(pick up line for the ladies)
Is that screwdriver in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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posted May 11, 2004 16:49
I wanna heal you grand theft auto style.
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spungo
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posted May 11, 2004 16:56
Jesus shit, dude! I've heard of necroposting but this thread is just dust and worm shit - let it go gently into that dark night.
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Pitr Dubovich
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posted June 09, 2004 08:11
particularly to girls in motor cycle leathers/PVC
So wanna get buttered up and let me into your Matrix?
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posted June 09, 2004 10:09
"Do not go gently into that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
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posted June 09, 2004 10:33
Not had a chance to try this one yet, but:
Does this cloth smell like cloroform to you?
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posted June 09, 2004 16:01
quote:
Originally posted by Pitr Dubovich:
particularly to girls in motor cycle leathers/PVC
So wanna get buttered up and let me into your Matrix?
Stop Necroposting! Especially with Stef's pickup lines. Am goink to have to send plane to Antarctica for Darkside Dave to Kick Your ASP!!!!!! ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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