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Colonel Panic
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Icon 1 posted August 29, 2007 20:25      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I was in an airport toilet stall today, and I just could not believe it. This guy in the next stall starts making sexual advances from underneath the partition! O-M-G!!!!!!

Thankfully an airport cop was in the rest room and arrested the fellow. Turns out the guy was a REPUBLICAN SENATOR!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/28/AR2007082800122.html

What a relief. Because he had FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN VALUES! Good to know what those are all about, isn't it?

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Now we know why all the conservatives in here are so upset with Bill Clinton having sex with a WOMAN in the OVAL OFFICE.

-- after all, CHRISTIAN VALUES SAY MEN SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH MEN IN AIRPORT BATHROOMS!!!!!!!!!

Let's see now anti-abortion Priests having sex with altar boys.

Fundamentalist anti-abortion Christian church leaders having sex with drug-dealing male whores.

Anti-abortion Tom Foley soliciting sex from Congressional Pages.

Yep, it's that GOOD OLD TIME RELIGION!!!!

I mean, when was the last time you heard about a gay male getting an abortion, right?

Do any of you conservatives have any idea what this country is going to be like with more than 2/3 of the House and Senate gone liberal, and Hillary Clinton is coronated queen of the world?

You folks thought it was funny when Rush Limbaugh made fun of Micheal J Fox and his Parkinson's disease? Well it will be Janet Reno at the door with the ATF, and she won't be laughing!

Colonel Panic

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He is not gay and never has been gay. He's just a pervert. [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Panic:
Well it will be Janet Reno at the door with the ATF, and she won't be laughing!

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...sounds just like one of those "It happened to a friend of a friend" stories...

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Ah, you've gotta love those good old conservative family-values.

In the UK, 'unorthodox sexual practices' are pretty-much a requirement for membership of the Conservative Party. It's widely speculated this is the result of years of buggery by the teachers and prefects at those expensive boarding schools most of them attended.

For example: February 1994, the day NATO started bombing the Serbs. What was the lead story in most of the british papers?

Tory MP found self-strangled, wearing only womens underwear, with an orange in his mouth.

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Ha ha! Sex sells better than death usually. And if it was a sexy death...$$$!!!
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Colonel Panic _________________ Isn't this the same guy that every time there is a page scandal, Congressinal or Senate. Comes out saying," I am not GAY."

The Queen speaking: "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

Hamlet, William Shakespeare

I don't know just seems that way to me.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Ah, you've gotta love those good old conservative family-values.

He's no conservative. Look at his voting record.

But then again:
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Nice pic GG.

On the subject of perverts masquerading as Paragons Of Christian Virtue, there's this charming story

Apparently the bible says fathers have to 'teach their daughters how to be good wives', I must have missed that chapter. [Eek!] [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Nice pic GG.

On the subject of perverts masquerading as Paragons Of Christian Virtue, there's this charming story

Apparently the bible says fathers have to 'teach their daughters how to be good wives', I must have missed that chapter. [Eek!] [Frown]

WTF is a ute.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
WTF is a ute.

Known to merkins as a 'pickup truck' - the ute (utility vehicle) is an aussie invention.

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Whenever a politician wraps himself in the bible, I'm reminded of this guy.

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I don't care right now if he was in that bathroom to solicit sex or not.

I am more pissed about his lying. I have no sympathy for politicians that lie. Either he is lying now when he says he is innocent, or he was lying when he pleaded guilty. Either ways He a Fscking liar and fscking liars should not represent people in Congress.

I really do not care if he Fscks men or not. That is between him, his wife, and whoever he fscks in the @$$.


This really proves that catching a senator lying is not what the media cares about. is about selling sleazy sex stories. I have not found one news media that has said that it is immpossible for Craig not to be lying at one point.


In the words of the immortal Bard

"Kill all the lawyers!"

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Just be glad i wasnt in the stall next to you... I ate beans, broccoli and a steak for lunch!

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quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Panic:
I was in an airport toilet stall today, and I just could not believe it. This guy in the next stall starts making sexual advances from underneath the partition! O-M-G!!!!!!

Thankfully an airport cop was in the rest room and arrested the fellow.

[shake head]   It's sad how a Homophobic lunatic can spread his message of hate, and no one cares.

The way he uses "I don't hate them because they're gay, I hate them for their religious or political affiliations" is a pathetically thin disguise.

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Fundamentalist anti-abortion Christian church leaders having sex with drug-dealing male whores.
From the way CP talks, once you drop the words "Christian" and/or "leader," there's nothing wrong with being a whore, or a drug dealer.

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I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. [Roll Eyes]
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Amazing isn't ASM? I don't think that you and I are the only ones to notice this disturbing habit of SchweetPea's, but you are the only one left mentioning it.

I weary of attempting to communicate with him - he's off his nut.

CP = CrazyPerson

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A real human, agreeing with ASM?
This has sparked my curiosity...

<sfx type=clickety-click>
ASM filter disabled...

Hmm, looks like the usual ASM drivel to me, deliberately twisting CP's words to claim it's a homophobic rant, when it's actually a rant against hypocritical 'professional homophobes' who spend their spare time fscking other men in public toilets (plus the usual anti-christian, anti-'righty' material).

<sfx type=clickety-click>
There, the universe looks better now.

Personally, I'm growing weary of people who just drop in to express their bigotry against some religious or political group, post a heap of links to stories about bad things some members of that group have done, and abuse anyone who dares to question them.

CP is looking more and more like ASM. [Frown]

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My first thought when I heard about this scandal was, "well, he might very well not be gay: he's probably bisexual."

I expressed as much to Jonathan, and he told me that according to some guy he knows, men can't be bisexual because you "either suck d!ck or you don't."

In reality, it's just frustrating 'cause people here of late have been lying left and right, getting caught in their lies, and screwing up their careers and their lives. Apparently no one is paying attention 'cause other people just do the same thing. It's such a stupid procedure. I mean, c'mon! Fess up for once! It can't hurt more than it will if you keep lying about it! [Mad]

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quote:
September 02, 2007 01:01
I don't care right now if he was in that bathroom to solicit sex or not.

I am more pissed about his lying. I have no sympathy for politicians that lie.

(Not intended personally)
Is the problem what he lied about?     ... or ...

Lying is wrong only for politicians?

Rock Hudson lied about his homosexuality. (Dead now, from AIDS.)

Were his lies "good" because he wasn't a politician? Or, would "you" openly despise him for lying about his sexual orientation?

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Rhonwyyn wrote:
I expressed as much to Jonathan, and he told me that according to some guy he knows, men can't be bisexual because you "either suck d!ck or you don't."

Whoever said that is an idiot who doesn't know the definition of the word and has a very screwed up view of how human sexuality works.

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quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
Rhonwyyn wrote:
I expressed as much to Jonathan, and he told me that according to some guy he knows, men can't be bisexual because you "either suck d!ck or you don't."

Whoever said that is an idiot who doesn't know the definition of the word and has a very screwed up view of how human sexuality works.

Hmm, does that mean that all seemingly straight women who don't "suck d!ck" are closet lesbians? Bet I can guess how that guy's world view started now I think about it...

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The guy who said that was gay and on probation for indecent exposure/attempting to solicit anonymous gay sex. And I think the quote was more like "Men either suck d!ck or they don't," ruling out the lesbian question.

Ehh, whatever. I really don't care to know the details of other people's sex lives!

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Ehh, whatever. I really don't care to know the details of other people's sex lives!

But... but... that's what the internet is for (nsfw)

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quote:
Originally posted by ASM65816:
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September 02, 2007 01:01
I don't care right now if he was in that bathroom to solicit sex or not.

I am more pissed about his lying. I have no sympathy for politicians that lie.

(Not intended personally)
Is the problem what he lied about?     ... or ...

Lying is wrong only for politicians?

Rock Hudson lied about his homosexuality. (Dead now, from AIDS.)

Were his lies "good" because he wasn't a politician? Or, would "you" openly despise him for lying about his sexual orientation?

ASM: I am aware that your question is posed to the poster quoted. None-the-less, I would like to offer the following thought.

One of the last effective statesman of the US, Adlai Stevenson II (in his prime) said to the effect, "Elected officials who are caught lying, cheating or stealing are far more heinous than the common criminal. The common criminal may put a gun in your back and demand your money, but he does not trade upon your trust.
"For the elected official (read: politician), public trust is their stock-in-trade. They campaign upon it, make promises to seduce it, and show forth a persona of integrity to help win it. Thus, when caught in their corruptions, they are worthy of much more severe punishment than the common criminal."

I couldn't agree more heartily, no matter what the offender's political leanings or allegiances.

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