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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted March 10, 2007 20:03      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Knock knock...

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Astronomer Jedi
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Icon 1 posted March 10, 2007 20:29      Profile for Astronomer Jedi   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ah, John Saffran [Smile]

He did a whole series called John Saffran vs God which was very funny. In one show he manages to get a fatwa called against one of our popular tv personalities by the head judge of the Sharia court in England. The judge was later told it was all a joke and was quite good about it.

He also had fun with Peyote in the mid-west amongst other things.

He's a funny bloke.

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Just_Jess_B

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Icon 10 posted March 11, 2007 08:26      Profile for Just_Jess_B   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I *love* this video! Saw it a few weeks ago.

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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted March 11, 2007 09:31      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Haha...that's great!

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SpazGirl
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Icon 1 posted March 11, 2007 15:18      Profile for SpazGirl   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
/me laughs and sends this to friends

Finally, someone does what I've always wanted to do!

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted March 12, 2007 11:00      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
We just had them here a couple days ago (The Morons .... I mean Mormons) I did try my best to convert them to athiests. And I also told them they where wrong by knocking on peoples doors disturbing there lives for a lie.

It just makes them try harder and I laugh. They get pissy when you laugh at them.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted March 12, 2007 11:57      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I had a long chat with 3 Mormon missionaries in Argentina some years ago. They were on their day off, playing the tourist just like I was, visiting Iguazu Falls.

We didn't talk religion, but we did talk about what it's like to be a fresh-faced kid thousands of km from home, trying to sell your religion door-to-door in a foreign language in an overwhelmingly Catholic country, and being persecuted by the local authorities (frequent document checks, harsh treatment if everything isn't completely in order). They only had a couple of months more to serve, and they were really looking forward to going home. I felt sorry for them.

Mind you, it wouldn't stop me setting the dogs on them if they got me out of bed on a Saturday morning.

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LoneWolf
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Icon 1 posted March 12, 2007 19:03      Profile for LoneWolf     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What a wanker.

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted March 13, 2007 09:14      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My last conversation with a Mormon at my door.

*opens door, notices nametag*

"Ah, Mormons!"
"Yes, we're here from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints."
"I'd suggest you're wasting your time."
"Why's that?"
"Because if I set foot in a church, it, or I would likely catch fire. I'm about as anti-religion as you can get, and you stand a better chance converting that tree over there."
"Then I won't waste any more of your time."
"Have a good day."

*closes door*

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Just_Jess_B

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Icon 11 posted March 13, 2007 13:28      Profile for Just_Jess_B   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My favorite story was from a friend from Buffalo, New York. One of his close female friends had an apartment, and the Mormon boys came a'knocking. She invited them in for refreshments and snacks, introduced them to the ways of the flesh (with a threesome), and sent them on their way.

This came from the same guy who had a Jehovah's Witness come bug him at his own apartment the morning after he played Dr. Frank N. Furter at the RHPS. The poor woman came to the door to see him in the full costume and smeared make-up, still tired from a night out partying with cast members. He said the look on her face was priceless.

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ScholasticSpastic
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Icon 1 posted March 13, 2007 14:18      Profile for ScholasticSpastic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That's cool! My ex-wife was the Magenta here in Salt Lake City for a while- cooincidentally, home of the Mormons...

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