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katherine
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Icon 7 posted March 06, 2006 13:24      Profile for katherine   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hi,

I just found you lot my chance. A little to late but never mind. Would like comments on web site:

www.benmatthews.co.uk

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 13:30      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Not enough nudity.

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Stibbons
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 13:45      Profile for Stibbons   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Perhaps make the title links more clickable? And yeah, more nudity
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magefile
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 14:12      Profile for magefile     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Not enough nudity.

And beer. If you're gonna show up naked, might as well do it with beer, right?

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Let them be stupid - the market will sort it out.

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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 19:39      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You're all asking a guy named Ben Matthews, who is posting under the name Katherine, to get naked. I never knew so many of you were into transvestites.

As for the web site, a front page that downloads over 4MB of flash makes me think "learn to dynamically load stuff as you need it. Who in their right mind is going to hire someone who can't that right." But then I remember how bloated Microsoft's shit is and I realize there is a market after all.

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TMBWITW,PB

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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 19:56      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
You're all asking a guy named Ben Matthews, who is posting under the name Katherine, to get naked. I never knew so many of you were into transvestites.

I'd do Eddie Izzard*.

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* You know, if I weren't married and he would have anything to do with me--two very big "ifs".

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nerdwithnofriends
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 20:07      Profile for nerdwithnofriends     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
You're all asking a guy named Ben Matthews, who is posting under the name Katherine, to get naked. I never knew so many of you were into transvestites.

I'd do Eddie Izzard*.

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* You know, if I weren't married and he would have anything to do with me--two very big "ifs".

She's a cutie. Can't say i wouldn't do her if I had the chance. [Razz]

EDIT: wow, i just read the whole thread and realized we were talking about trannies. I'll leave my original post up for your amusement.

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"The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain or in the petals of a flower." - Robert M. Pirsig

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GrumpySteen

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Not the best picture, but meet my last room mate:

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magefile
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 20:51      Profile for magefile     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:

* You know, if I weren't married and he would have anything to do with me--two very big "ifs".

Wait ... there's a chance you're not married? I'm very confused. [Razz]

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Let them be stupid - the market will sort it out.

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ARJ
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 21:21      Profile for ARJ   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
I just found you lot my chance. A little to late but never mind. Would like comments on web site
* Where are the fingers? Did they get chewed off by an angry duck?

* I only seem to be able to click on stuff when the mouse is directly over the colored parts of text. This makes it really hard to follow links.

* Some of the stuff in the work & private portfolio is just descriptive text. It's not very portolio-ish - why don't you have a screenshot or image?

* Why have an additional link after you click on Photographic Portfolio just to see the photos? Why not jump directly to viewing photos?

* I like the fun stuff where your little avatar guy wears different outfits.

* I hate sites that are all in Flash. Putting the text in HTML would be much nicer and much more usable.

Conclusion: needs work.

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Katie West: Well done steak? Really?

Warren Ellis: Yes. Because MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT NO CRY ANY MORE THEN EAT IT DEAD

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Rhonwyyn

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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 21:51      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Eddie Izzard is actually a girl?

/me is confuzzled... [Confused]

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maia
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 21:58      Profile for maia     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Eddie Izzard is actually a girl?

/me is confuzzled... [Confused]

No, but he likes to dress like one.
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SpazGirl
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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2006 12:52      Profile for SpazGirl   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Pretty sure Eddie Izzard is awesome! Has anyone heard the Starship Enterprise/phaser bit? It's just great. Back to the website, I did like how the little guy's clothes changed, it was a cute touch.

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TMBWITW,PB

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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2006 12:54      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by magefile:
Wait ... there's a chance you're not married? I'm very confused. [Razz]

Until you observe me I am simultaneously married and single! [Big Grin]

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Ugh, MightyClub
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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2006 14:03      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
quote:
Originally posted by magefile:
Wait ... there's a chance you're not married? I'm very confused. [Razz]

Until you observe me I am simultaneously married and single! [Big Grin]
But wait! Once I observe you I've altered your state, no? [crazy]

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ARJ
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Icon 12 posted March 07, 2006 16:16      Profile for ARJ   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by SpazGirl:
Pretty sure Eddie Izzard is awesome! Has anyone heard the Starship Enterprise/phaser bit? It's just great.

Don't think I've heard that one, but WeirdArms and I say "Awesome, and not just hot dog awesome" all the time. I loved that one.

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Katie West: Well done steak? Really?

Warren Ellis: Yes. Because MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT NO CRY ANY MORE THEN EAT IT DEAD

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Astronomer Jedi
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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2006 21:57      Profile for Astronomer Jedi   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
quote:
Originally posted by magefile:
Wait ... there's a chance you're not married? I'm very confused. [Razz]

Until you observe me I am simultaneously married and single! [Big Grin]
Is that part of the Peebs in the box quantum thought experiment?

Instead of poison or a gun, the radioactive decay has a chance to set off a mechanical device that slips a ring on your finger. [Geek]

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted March 08, 2006 06:17      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
How long have you Ben Katherine?

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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