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dragonman97
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posted December 22, 2003 20:41
SDLO - Single Desperately Looking for Others?
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posted December 22, 2003 20:42
Or Single Desperately Looking for Opposite?
Probably one or the other...
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Jace Raven
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posted December 22, 2003 21:05
ok about all these abbreviations, what happened to just saying, "hey im a 17 year old male and i live in california. I just got out of a serious relationship and am looking for an interesting person to talk to."
no miscomunication no misunderstanding just a good honest conversation in english.
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sconzey
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posted December 23, 2003 03:28
Wow! Finally someone realises the purpose for which language was invented!
The a/s/l was originally AIMish ((c)Xanthine).
Edit: <randomsidenote>I just realised, theoretically, you can spot a geek because of the way they close their parenthesis... If they close multiple parenthesis with the same number they opened with, they are probably a geek, or have at least some programming experience. I cease my gibbering.</randomsidenote>
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posted December 23, 2003 03:44
23/M/CA/confused over love
Some of the humor in these message boards are very... well, take it lightly. Maturity level sometimes doesn't match with age. ![[crazy]](graemlins/crazy.gif)
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dragonman97
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posted December 23, 2003 05:59
quote: Originally posted by sconzey: Wow! Finally someone realises the purpose for which language was invented!
The a/s/l was originally AIMish ((c)Xanthine).
Edit: <randomsidenote>I just realised, theoretically, you can spot a geek because of the way they close their parenthesis... If they close multiple parenthesis with the same number they opened with, they are probably a geek, or have at least some programming experience. I cease my gibbering.</randomsidenote>
Um, no. A/S/L goes back to IRC, I'm pretty sure. I'd wager a bunch of sickos learned about AOL some time, and brought it over with them to AOL chats. Anyway, that which is (C) Xanthine is "AIM-glish," not "AIMish" (that would be more of a culture).
You're quite right about the parentheses too . I think we geeks are also more likely to use square braces as well, although UBB might get a few more people into the habit (I do find it frigteningly sad the some people seem to solely use the cheap JS hack buttons below - use the Source, Luke!).
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posted December 23, 2003 11:42
Hi. I'm a sixteen year old female in Montana who, after having her heart broken a year ago, is ready to start dating again, but would like to not rush into anything serious right off the bat.
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Jace Raven
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posted December 23, 2003 13:39
quote: "AIMish" (that would be more of a culture).
do they wear black suits and top hats and are complety plain. i think wierd al sang a song about them once.
quote: What do you mean unknown? Surely you Cant have been that pissed
i think its more of i have not decided if im looking, desperate, lonely, or whatever it is that you guys came up with. but opposite. absolutley.
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dragonman97
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posted December 23, 2003 14:42
quote: Originally posted by Jace Raven: quote: "AIMish" (that would be more of a culture).
do they wear black suits and top hats and are complety plain. i think wierd al sang a song about them once.
No, they're a rather scrawny bunch - all yellow and happy, typical seen running from place to place. Apple is currently appealing to the AIMish people on their website right now: http://www.apple.com/
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Jace Raven
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posted December 23, 2003 15:33
oh thooose guys. yeah i have one around here somewhere. (searches hard-drive) yeah here we go.
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posted December 23, 2003 15:35
I have a sad tendency for guys who fall for other guys. This is odd because there aren't many of those in Montana.
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Jace Raven
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posted December 23, 2003 15:44
i have a tendancie to attract those guys too. they always come on to me and i cant understand why.
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posted December 23, 2003 17:09
quote: Originally posted by Jace Raven: i have a tendancie to attract those guys too. they always come on to me and i cant understand why.
I have some very good friends who are those guys. They're always hitting on me. Being the egomaniac that I am, I definitely encourage them. Much to their dismay, I remain steadfastly straight.
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Jace Raven
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posted December 23, 2003 19:19
well i do enjoy thier company but only thier company.
there is something moving under my bed.
Dumdy dum...
oh, its my cat.
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posted December 24, 2003 09:19
I guess their company is right, but if some of them weren't perfect examples of what a man should be it would be easier to be their "just friend". Sexuality is a beautiful and stubborn thing. I got sick of boys about six months ago and tried to tell myself I was a lesbian. Didn't work. A straight person just cannot convince themselves otherwise without strong prescription medication. This is why I laugh whenever my best mate's dad goes off about how being gay is a choice. I've always wanted to ask him when he made the choice to be straight. Not the best of plans, but it would be interesting.
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posted December 24, 2003 10:31
quote: Originally posted by Zim'et: I have a sad tendency for guys who fall for other guys. This is odd because there aren't many of those in Montana.
aww the "gay-oven" effect
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The Famous Druid
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posted December 24, 2003 12:07
quote: Originally posted by Zim'et: I have a sad tendency for guys who fall for other guys. This is odd because there aren't many of those in Montana.
Are you kidding? All those cowboy hats, and spurs, and Tammy Wynette ..... sounds pretty gay to me.
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posted December 24, 2003 13:58
The Perfect Man is gentle Never cruel or mean. He has a beautiful smile, And keeps his face so clean. The Perfect Man likes children, And will raise them by your side. He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The Perfect Man loves cooking, cleaning and vaccuuming, too. He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love to you. The Perfect Man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother, And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry, Or battered you in any way. To hell with this endless poem,
The Perfect Man is gay.
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posted December 24, 2003 19:24
quote: Originally posted by sconzey: The Perfect Man is gentle Never cruel or mean. He has a beautiful smile, And keeps his face so clean. The Perfect Man likes children, And will raise them by your side. He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The Perfect Man loves cooking, cleaning and vaccuuming, too. He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love to you. The Perfect Man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother, And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry, Or battered you in any way. To hell with this endless poem,
The Perfect Man is gay.
<ego>Hey, I'm perfect and I'm straight</ego>
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Jace Raven
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posted December 25, 2003 00:21
<ego>well that makes two of us</ego>
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posted December 25, 2003 02:15
quote: Originally posted by Jace Raven: <ego>well that makes two of us</ego>
<thinks> Nah, too easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel. </thinks>
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posted December 25, 2003 03:08
Well, if the perfect guy is gay then is the perfect girl lesbian?
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posted December 25, 2003 09:55
I damn well hope not!
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posted December 25, 2003 10:23
quote: Originally posted by Zim'et: This is why I laugh whenever my best mate's dad goes off about how being gay is a choice. I've always wanted to ask him when he made the choice to be straight. Not the best of plans, but it would be interesting.
ROTFLMAO! I have to try that! And to hell with the consequences. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Jace Raven
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posted December 28, 2003 15:30
quote: Originally posted by Dogbert: Well, if the perfect guy is gay then is the perfect girl lesbian?
maybe bi
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