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Twinkle Toes
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Icon 1 posted November 06, 2002 22:19      Profile for Twinkle Toes   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What kind of chump would start a topic like this [Roll Eyes] [Smile] ...

.. Eh, I could've done better. Shame!

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 01:57      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Irene Kelly:
yeah, that sounds good Xanthine.

Hey! you guys! go climb a wall! [Roll Eyes]

sounds like you're saying "go jump!"

hey, i do try to get laid, at every opportunity. however it's not that easy, not like you can go down to your local restaurant and ask for a pound of flange, with a side order of orgasm

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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 03:05      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
...not like you can go down to your local restaurant and ask for a pound of flange, with a side order of orgasm

You haven't been to my local chip shop, have you? Mmmmm... bacon kebab... with minge sauce...
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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 03:21      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Hey, I also suggested climbing. It's not like he doesn't have options.

Yeah, thanks for the suggestion - it's a good idea - but there's nowhere to climb 'round here. Well, except maybe the mountains of burnt-out cars and mounds of spent syringes. Then there's always the piles of wasted smack-heads that congregate all over the place... they never notice if you step on them... 'Eh, mate - get us sum smackggghhhhhh' they moan, gutterally.

Isn't it ironic that on Merseyside, which is a gutter, they speak gutterally? (Hm... maybe that's where it comes from???)

What the hell were we talking about again?

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snupy
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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 04:04      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
[QUOTE]Hey! you guys! go climb a wall! [Roll Eyes]

sounds like you're saying "go jump!"

Do you ever jump in the lake?

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Xanthine

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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 06:08      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
[QUOTE]Hey! you guys! go climb a wall! [Roll Eyes]

sounds like you're saying "go jump!"

Do you ever jump in the lake?

Umm, I take the fifth.

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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 06:42      Profile for The Chump   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Go jump in a lake
lake=water
water=wet [Big Grin]

I like things that are wet [Razz]

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Heh, as do I ;)
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Icon 1 posted November 07, 2002 23:06      Profile for Irene Kelly     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
jump in a lake? it seems like a trick question. i dont like trick questions, they confuse me. i dont like being confused, it makes me feel crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. with bars, and rats. i dont like rats, they make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. [Big Grin]

heh heh

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Icon 10 posted November 08, 2002 04:04      Profile for nekomatic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Yeah, thanks for the suggestion - it's a good idea - but there's nowhere to climb 'round here.

Jump in the Ford Fiasco and pop over to north Wales mate! Plenty to climb round there...

quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Climbing beats sex anyways.

Hmm... I've been trying to think of funny replies to this for a whole day now, and my rapier wit is obviously a bit blunt [Frown]

I guess they're similar in that using protection is always a good idea... although you get MORE respect for climbing solo, instead of with a partner!

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Icon 10 posted November 08, 2002 04:09      Profile for nekomatic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Yeah, thanks for the suggestion - it's a good idea - but there's nowhere to climb 'round here.

Jump in the Ford Fiasco and pop over to north Wales mate! Plenty to climb round there...

quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Climbing beats sex anyways.

Hmm... I've been trying to think of funny replies to this for a whole day now, and my rapier wit is obviously a bit blunt [Frown]

I guess they're similar in that using protection is always a good idea... although you get MORE respect for climbing solo, instead of with a partner!

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snupy
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Icon 1 posted November 08, 2002 05:26      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
[qb]Hey, I also suggested climbing. It's not like he doesn't have options.

Yeah, thanks for the suggestion - it's a good idea - but there's nowhere to climb 'round here.
/QB]

I've got a suggestion. [Wink]

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted November 08, 2002 05:37      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
quote:
Originally posted by Irene Kelly:
i think it isnt any use coffee. This topic has been severily defiled and dirtified by cheezi and spungo.

oh the inhumanity. [Mad]

i think most threads usually are [Wink]
hey spikey, just compare my sig wth your sig.
okay, your sig is funnier, but mine is cleaner

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Icon 1 posted November 08, 2002 11:07      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by nekomatic:

quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Climbing beats sex anyways.

Hmm... I've been trying to think of funny replies to this for a whole day now, and my rapier wit is obviously a bit blunt [Frown]

I guess they're similar in that using protection is always a good idea... although you get MORE respect for climbing solo, instead of with a partner!

You can not argue with the blatant truth. And maybe someday I will forgive you for all the really nasty innuendos involving kinky sex and climbing now crawling through my head.

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quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
... not like you can go down to your local restaurant and ask for a pound of flange, with a side order of orgasm

You *can*... you just might be a little unhappy with the result of that request.

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Icon 1 posted November 11, 2002 04:59      Profile for Swiss Mercenary     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
hey, i do try to get laid, at every opportunity. however it's not that easy, not like you can go down to your local restaurant and ask for a pound of flange, with a side order of orgasm[/QB]

Weeeellll, I do know a place where you can order 'A slow confortable screw', 'Sex on the beach' and follow it up with an 'Orgasm'. [Roll Eyes]

And this is supposed to be a thread that offends no-one!

[Edit]
Heh, this is a thread where no-one offends, oops! [blush]
<tiptoes off stage left>

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snupy
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Icon 5 posted November 11, 2002 06:51      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Uh...what's flange??

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Twinkle Toes
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Icon 12 posted November 11, 2002 11:50      Profile for Twinkle Toes   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Flange: A protruding rim, edge, rib, or collar, as on a wheel or a pipe shaft, used to strengthen an object, hold it in place, or attach it to another object.

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