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The Chump
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 07:30      Profile for The Chump   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 07:39      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Good idea, dude.

Okay - I like kittens and... uhh... sunny beaches... and ermmm... rice pudding. Isn't that nice? What does everyone else think of these things???...

(See, that wasn't so hard, was it? You can do clean after all! Who'da thunk it?)

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 07:58      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
clean toilets...nurses' uniforms...clean-shaven...cold showers

what could be more squeaky-clean than that?

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:00      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Hold on there a second, Cheezi - who's clean-shaven, the nurses?

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:03      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
stop right there!!!

RED CARD!!!!

who's innuendoing? i shall have no innuendoing in my shop. this is a local shop for local people etcc blah etc

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snupy
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:04      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by spungo:
Good idea, dude.

Okay - I like kittens and... uhh... sunny beaches... and ermmm... rice pudding. Isn't that nice? What does everyone else think of these things???...


Yeah, but tell them why you like kittens.

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:06      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
well they're good for wiping things up

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:07      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Lady, did you even read this thread's theme? Is nowhere unbesmirchable to you? [Wink]

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:08      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
well they're good for wiping things up

Let me guess, you found out that shit doesn't stick to their fur, right?

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:10      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
i meant wiping things up like good wholesome soup, or god-fer-yer-bowls lentil curry, or washing windows.

there i was being all innocent, when what happens, you twist and turn my sweet fluffy thoughts into smut and detritus. i ask you!

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:15      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
The only sweet fluffy thoughts you've ever had involve the cast of the Magic Roundabout taking it up the Khyber.

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Icon 1 posted November 05, 2002 08:18      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Lady, did you even read this thread's theme? Is nowhere unbesmirchable to you? [Wink]

YOU started it with the clean-shaved nurses. Oh, you meant..uh, nevermind. [blush]

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cheezi git
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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
The only sweet fluffy thoughts you've ever had involve the cast of the Magic Roundabout taking it up the Khyber.

lol and attracts unwanted attraction from the rest of the office

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What is so hard about keeping just ONE topic clean?

**gets out the windex and lint-free cotton cloth and cleans topic**

There, now isn't that better? Now, everyone, go take a nice cold shower, get good and clean, come back here and think about baseball or someting.

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cheezi git
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there's no problem keeping the topic clean. it's...no...big...deal

/cheezi clenches his teeth and sits on his hands

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quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
.../cheezi clenches his teeth and sits on his hands

I've warned you a thousand times, Cheezi, about allowing your hands to visit that region of your anatomy - you wouldn't have to clench your teeth if you'd just trim your nails. [Wink]

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For the love of God! You two really can't resist can you? Or is it that innuendos are supposed to be forbidden?
I suggest you both get laid. Or spungo, go find a great big rock wall to climb. Cheezi, I suggest the same thing. Climbing beats sex anyways.

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Don't even think about it, spungo. I can just hear you tomorrow, "But Xanthine told me to get laid, dear. It was for the good of the forums that I sacrificed myself. Honest." [Roll Eyes]

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Icon 1 posted November 06, 2002 15:51      Profile for Coffee_geek   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Oy. Seriously, how could they resist? I mean, the POINT of the topic is, indirectly, dirty topics. There's no point in posting a post for no other reason than to be CLEAN. *giggle* Nicely posted, everyone. This is entertaining.

Free association is fun...

Kittens to 'Hello Kitty' to Japan to Japanese Schoolgirls.

Dogs to collars to leather...

Spungo.

See? Anything can be innapropriate, depending on your associations. Such fun!

Seeming and Dreaming,
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Irene Kelly
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i think it isnt any use coffee. This topic has been severily defiled and dirtified by cheezi and spungo.

oh the inhumanity. [Mad]

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Don't even think about it, spungo. I can just hear you tomorrow, "But Xanthine told me to get laid, dear. It was for the good of the forums that I sacrificed myself. Honest." [Roll Eyes]

Hey, I also suggested climbing. It's not like he doesn't have options.

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yeah, that sounds good Xanthine.

Hey! you guys! go climb a wall! [Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by Irene Kelly:
i think it isnt any use coffee. This topic has been severily defiled and dirtified by cheezi and spungo.

oh the inhumanity. [Mad]

i think most threads usually are [Wink]

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well, at least i can live in my own little world where clean forum topics still exist... [Big Grin]
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