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Tut-an-Geek
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posted November 10, 2003 15:43
So an ion walks into a bar, and says to the bartender: I think I left an electron here last night
The bartender responds: Are you positive?
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Cap'n Vic
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posted November 10, 2003 16:07
Ha!
You should have posted that in the bleak science section. ![[ohwell]](graemlins/ohwell.gif)
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Tut-an-Geek
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posted November 10, 2003 17:06
Wups.
Well, as Snaggy said.. "I hate to be negative..."
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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GMx
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posted November 10, 2003 18:20
Guilty as charged? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Cap'n Vic
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posted November 10, 2003 22:47
I don't see the attraction to this kind of humour
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The Famous Druid
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posted November 11, 2003 03:24
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Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
I don't see the attraction to this kind of humour
Well I do !
I guess that means opinions are rather polarised on the matter.
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dragonman97
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posted November 11, 2003 06:24
I just think the Cap'n is trying to put a new spin on things, TFD.
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spungo
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posted November 11, 2003 07:29
I think understanding his humour requires a quantum leap in imagination.
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posted November 11, 2003 07:40
I think you've reached the nucleus of the problem dragonman
ok that was a stretch
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Lex
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posted November 11, 2003 10:02
Let's coulomb down before valence breaks out and I have to knock someone into p-orbital with this planck.
ugh. that sucked.
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posted November 11, 2003 10:08
"Quark, Quark" she laughed.
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spungo
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posted November 11, 2003 10:36
"These puns are becoming a dreadful Bohr", said Werner... although he wasn't at all certain.
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posted November 11, 2003 10:59
"The name is Bond. Covalent Bond"
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Xanthine
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posted November 11, 2003 11:13
Was this a soft ion or hard ion?
Hey baby, wanna exchange some ligands?
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dragonman97
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posted November 11, 2003 11:46
That sounds both fun, strange, and complex, all at the same time. Unless, of course, it's imaginary...
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The Famous Druid
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posted November 11, 2003 12:38
This current thread has exceeded even my capacitance for puns. I think we should resist the urge to generate any more .
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Xanthine
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posted November 11, 2003 19:54
You can't stop it TFD - it's entropically driven. But cheer up: eventually it'll all just decay into heat. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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The Famous Druid
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posted November 11, 2003 20:25
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
You can't stop it TFD - it's entropically driven. But cheer up: eventually it'll all just decay into heat.
You mean they'll be phased out eventually?
And are we generating heat, or just hot-air?
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posted November 12, 2003 08:19
It seems these elements show up periodically. Towards the end of such threads everyone but the dense posters have decayed.
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posted November 12, 2003 09:55
So, what do you do when a chemist with a drinking problem is comming for dinner? Hydrogen (Hide-your gin).... It's better spoken, though not by much.
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Xanthine
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posted November 12, 2003 10:14
TFD: heat makes the air hot, so you be the judge.
Unfortunately, threads are open systems. As long as we keep adding matter and energy, it'll just keep on going.
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posted November 12, 2003 10:37
This is true, eventually it will have enough mass and collapse in on itself. I wonder if we can reach pun mass to the critical point of creating a black hole. What is the mass of a really bad pun and can we get a grant to research this? I think the best research would probably be done in the south of France myself.
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Tut-an-Geek
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posted November 12, 2003 11:56
This may be a good high-school chemistry research project, my chem teacher has been pretty positive all year
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The Famous Druid
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posted November 12, 2003 17:48
quote:
Originally posted by Lex:
Let's coulomb down before valence breaks out and I have to knock someone into p-orbital with this planck.
Then I'd have to charge you with assault ...
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... and battery.
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