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Xanthine

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Icon 1 posted February 12, 2003 14:34      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Bravo Zorro!

The sad thing is I think I went to HS with that girl from Shoreline.

I now offer you these challenges: Kent, Ballard, Redmond, and Bellevue. Have fun.

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 7 posted February 12, 2003 15:35      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
There once was a young man called Zorro
From whom Spike would incessantly borrow
Handcuffs and whips,
Suggestions and tips,
For he wished to get spanked 'til the morrow. [Razz]

lol, I'll have to email that one [Happytears] ...z

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 1 posted February 12, 2003 16:23      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Bravo Zorro!

The sad thing is I think I went to HS with that girl from Shoreline.

I now offer you these challenges: Kent, Ballard, Redmond, and Bellevue. Have fun.

ok, no problem. and I'll even throw in a few bonus ones.

this is My third poem about Kent
but this time I will have to repent
from the big to the small
I have shagged with them all
and now all My paycheck is spent

I once did a girl up in Ballard
who would quack like a broken wing mallard
like birds of a feather
we made love together
on the hood of her father's prized Allard

for thos who are not gearheads, British, or just don't know this is what an Allard looks like http://www.allardj2x.com/ they are one of My favorite British makes

A woman in Redmond did say
That Marymoor Park is too gay
I said "is that true,
just because men wear blue,
and a sparkling pink frilly beret?"

The women in Bellevue are rich
and each one of them is a bitch
except for a few
who prefer to screw
and walking aroung wearing just a stitch

there was this young woman in France
who smelled like she just crapped her pants
there was never a hope
that she'd ever use soap
she just wouldn't give clean a chance

there is an old lady in Graham
who's p---y tastes something like Spam
and when she cuts loose
she's flowing with juice
as thick as a watery jam

there was a lady from Asotin
who was so unbearably thin
you could do her all night
and she'd always stay tight
no matter which hole you were in

a big lady down in Tenino
was built like an African rhino
you had to be rough
for her skin was tough
and she drank like a dehydrated wino

enjoy.......Z

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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 03:51      Profile for greycat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Well, I'm no Zorro, but here's a valiant effort:

There was an old man named Franklin
Whose engine was no longer crankin'
But he got back his pep
And a spring in his step
When the old lady gave him a spankin'

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 04:20      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
there was an old pervert called spungo,who
one day said where did all the fun go
so he went into town
had bad sex with a clown
then shagged zippy and jeffrey and bungo

/or maybe: then shagged zippy and jeffrey from rainbow

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 04:36      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ha ha! How long did it take you to find a rhyme for spungo? [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 04:38      Profile for skylar     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Cheezi, it's actually 'bungle' but hey! [Wink]

*bows*... *clears throat*...ahem...

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

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cheezi git
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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 09:53      Profile for cheezi git     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by skylar:
Cheezi, it's actually 'bungle' but hey! [Wink]

*bows*... *clears throat*...ahem...

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

very good! skylie selassie

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 12 posted February 13, 2003 16:16      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I once met a girl who did Spungo
she said his tool was humongo'
but you see at her age
size is too hard to gage
for this girl was 8 years too young, oh

sorry Spungy, if your name was easier to rhyme it would have tured out better [evil] .......Z

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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 18:30      Profile for greycat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
A dirty old man named Spungo
When asked for advice, said, "Son, go
Down to the Y
And munch on that pie
She'll scream when you let that tongue go!"

This doesn't have the subtle charm of my previous effort, but then again, subtlety and Spungo aren't generally used in the same sentence.

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snupy
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Icon 1 posted February 13, 2003 18:54      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
hmm..there's something about that one I really like, greycat. [blush]

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 02:48      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*sob* Ah, Greycat and Z-man... you have honoured me in verse... *sob* ... I feel like Juliet... [Smile]
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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 11:44      Profile for MacManKrisK     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
naughty! (not that I'm complaining) [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 13:14      Profile for Ti   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Not that I ever post, but I had to join in the fun.

I once knew this poster named Zorro,
Who had no limit to where he would go,
Like a pike he did stick,
into a quardraplegic,
and shagged the hell out of that torso.

And I'm spent.

- SA Lohman

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 13:29      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Ti:
Not that I ever post, but I had to join in the fun.

I once knew this poster named Zorro,
Who had no limit to where he would go,
Like a pike he did stick,
into a quardraplegic,
and shagged the hell out of that torso.

And I'm spent.

- SA Lohman

lol, funny thing is I knew a girl who had Cereberal Palsy and was a quad, but I didn't get that far [Razz] . hope you post again sometime ......Z
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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 14 posted February 14, 2003 13:33      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by greycat:
A dirty old man named Spungo
When asked for advice, said, "Son, go
Down to the Y
And munch on that pie
She'll scream when you let that tongue go!"

This doesn't have the subtle charm of my previous effort, but then again, subtlety and Spungo aren't generally used in the same sentence.

wow, now that makes My effort look duct taped together [Razz] .......Z
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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 15:20      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ahem.

There once was a lover called spungo
who legend declared was well-hung(o)
No matter to me, I'm shy can't you see
and it's for his tongue that I'm gung-ho. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 21:49      Profile for Jessycat     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Inspired by actual events in IRC:

There once was an Agent named SFA
Who was modest in diet in every way
Then along came maswan
(Who was quite the Don Juan)
Now she spends each night on his dessert tray

[Big Grin]

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Icon 4 posted February 14, 2003 21:57      Profile for Janeway   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
[Eek!] [blush] [Embarrassed] [blush]

Okay, two more: [Wink]

There once was a girl named Jessycat
Whose attire was mostly black
Until one day
Maswan took her away
Now all she wears is a hat.

There once was a girl on the computer
Who wished that someone would screw her
She browsed Yahoo ads
Found a lad who was bad
It didn't take much to whoo her.

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Icon 6 posted February 14, 2003 21:59      Profile for Jessycat     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Thank you for not mentioning any names in the second one. [Wink]
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There was a young lady named Jessycat
Whose situation it seems was most delicate.
For her virgin-eye sunglasses
Protected her from passes,
But she couldn't recall where she put them at.

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 22:08      Profile for maswan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Inspired by current events on IRC:

There one was an agent from starfleet
Who wanted to spend time off her feet
but as soon she lay down
and raised up her gown
she started to crave for more meat

There once was a cat named Jess
Who wouldn't settle for less
but once the fun
was over and done
she exclaimed: oh my, what a mess

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 22:58      Profile for Janeway   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
and again [Wink]


There was a girl who loved dreaming
who woke up every day beaming
in her dreams she orgasmed
she moaned and she spasmed
and left the windows of her room steaming.

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Icon 1 posted February 14, 2003 23:17      Profile for Jessycat     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Maswan thought he was quite the poet
And loved opportunity to show it
Quoth Jess and SFA
"No... use your tongue *this* way!"
(I'd tell you the rest but you know it.) [blush]

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2003 06:19      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Damn!!! I always miss the good stuff on irc!(Looks like I missed some really good stuff!)


So, Maswan got his threesome after all???

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