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GMx

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Icon 7 posted October 27, 2002 12:24      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
The Top Ten Houses To Avoid While Trick-Or Treating.

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole.

9. Any house made of food.

8. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.

7. Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it.

6. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.

5. Any house that growls "get out."

4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking across the living room floor.

3. Any house that looks like a giant pulsating orb floating 3 feet off the ground.

2. Any house with various and extremely realistic statues in the front yard of people in odd "running away" poses.

1. Any house that wasn't there only a minute ago...

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 12 posted October 27, 2002 14:42      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
mine is number 8, so what are ya trying to say [Wink] ...........Z
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GMx

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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2002 15:48      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
lol I live in a basement too, but it's not the only entrence. Since the door is on a busy street that has businesses instead of houses, I never get any Trick or Treaters, thank God.
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SpikeSpiegel
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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2002 18:33      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
GMx havent you been asking everybody to lay off the crap jokes [Wink]

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its been a while

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GMx

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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2002 18:45      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
GMx havent you been asking everybody to lay off the crap jokes [Wink]

Got anything better? [Razz]
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GMx

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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2002 18:47      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
GMx havent you been asking everybody to lay off the crap jokes [Wink]

There wasn't anything about crap in that joke. [Confused] [Wink] Got anything better? [Razz]
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Janeway
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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2002 21:12      Profile for Janeway   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Must...resist...house...#9...

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Icon 1 posted October 28, 2002 08:53      Profile for technosquirrel 101     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by GMx:

6. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.

especially, if the house is a lone hotel in the mountains and is called 'Overlook Hotel'...lol

still, no.2 is my favourite!

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