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TechnoGram
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Icon 6 posted April 15, 2002 09:56      Profile for TechnoGram     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
hmmm...

link here

quote:

... every taxpayer, living or dead, must file TWO tax returns. One of these is your regular tax return... but you must also file a shadow tax return, including a shadow tax payment, which will be used to finance . . . the new shadow federal government. This is a top-secret operation that, according to The Washington Post, has been set up in a heavily guarded, undisclosed location in the basement of the Big Boy restaurant in Bismarck, N.D. ...

The shadow government is basically a scaled-down version of the one in Washington, with everything necessary to continue critical government operations, including an exact working replica of Dick Cheney, a miniature ''congress'' made up of gerbils wearing tiny suits...

[send your tax payments] to the shadow government. Do it NOW, because Congress has run out of pellets, and has started chewing on Dick.


so what do you think?



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Frost
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Icon 5 posted April 15, 2002 19:24      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Are girbils related to praire dogs?
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TechnoGram
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Icon 2 posted April 15, 2002 21:48      Profile for TechnoGram     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Frost:
Are girbils related to praire dogs?

sure, that's the point. small rodents are small rodents. tho gerbils are smaller than prairie dogs, i think...

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 10 posted April 17, 2002 15:34      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
prairie dogging is a few steps after gerbiling. You have to make it past the hamsters and small rats first. I feel sorry for those who know what I am talking about. At least I didn't go into reptiles......Z
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