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chicgeek
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Icon 4 posted August 02, 2002 15:05      Profile for chicgeek     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
OK, I've got a banana cream pie.

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME!!!!!!!

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Icon 10 posted August 02, 2002 16:18      Profile for chicgeek     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
::Looks around room, sees ALTER EGO::

ALTER EGO: OH, IT'S ON NOW!!!
CHICGEEK: IS THAT RIGHT?
ALTER EGO: BRING IT!!!

ALTER EGO: (Finds a rocket launcher full of cream puffs) PREPARE TO GET CREAMED, BIYOTCH!!!
CHICGEEK: (Hurls banana cream pie, knocks ALTER EGO on her butt.) PREPARE TO GET WHAT?!? GET YOUR SCRAWNY A** OUT OF HERE!!
(Shoots chocolate eclaires out of bazooka, chases ALTER EGO out of room.)ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?!?


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SpikeSpiegel
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Icon 1 posted August 02, 2002 17:00      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
are you ok

other than that.. food fights rock.. ill gladly join in

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Icon 1 posted August 02, 2002 20:18      Profile for Janeway   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I've got a can of cheese sauce and some milk duds. Beware!
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chicgeek
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Icon 1 posted August 02, 2002 20:35      Profile for chicgeek     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
::Cups left hand over right fist in punching motion::
Let's go!

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Tut-an-Geek

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Icon 1 posted August 03, 2002 09:11      Profile for Tut-an-Geek   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I have some scalding hot oil which I added a dash of pepermint to (see ay2k-martha atacks the geeks)

I also have a large vat of jello tapioca, and some empty glass bottles. bringit.

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macadddikt18
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Icon 1 posted August 03, 2002 10:17      Profile for macadddikt18   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
i have patato's and my spud gun. now who wants some aspirin?
Nayt

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Icon 1 posted August 03, 2002 12:06      Profile for skylar     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I have a 2 ton vat of school cafeteria coleslaw. Be afraid... be very afraid.

sky

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Icon 1 posted August 03, 2002 19:11      Profile for LifetimeTrekker     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by skylar:
I have a 2 ton vat of school cafeteria coleslaw. Be afraid... be very afraid.

sky


I have a two-ton vat of the stuff rejected as not suitable for public school lunches ...the question is, are you feeling lucky?

Do you?


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chicgeek
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Icon 6 posted August 03, 2002 21:06      Profile for chicgeek     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*Whistles theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly*
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Icon 6 posted August 04, 2002 00:01      Profile for Bregalad     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
suddenly a whip cream filled balloon explodes on the back of chicgeek's head. she turns to see where the balloon came from and gets it from a "warrior" wielding a spray can of that fake whipped cream in each hand. Blinded by gobs of cream chicgeek is unable to shoot back and the "warrior" escapes into the distance, perhaps to return another day
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Icon 4 posted August 04, 2002 02:49      Profile for GameMaster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*grabs cooked ground meat for HOSPITAL food tacos*
*Throws HUGE HEAPING HANDFULLS at chick geek and Breglad as tey are occupied with eachother's distruction*

~Meanwhile my Boe Bot begins spraying cheap cheese whiz at the coselaw crew (Sky and LT) and and oil-baren dual-g~


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quote:
Originally posted by GameMaster:
*grabs cooked ground meat for HOSPITAL food tacos*
*Throws HUGE HEAPING HANDFULLS at chick geek and Breglad as tey are occupied with eachother's distruction*

~Meanwhile my Boe Bot begins spraying cheap cheese whiz at the coselaw crew (Sky and LT) and and oil-baren dual-g~


heheh


*hooks up his oil to a super-soaker*
*starts spraying*
*grabs another super soaker, adds some petrol to it*
*adds a flow valve*
* starts squirting and lights a match*

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Icon 8 posted August 04, 2002 13:57      Profile for Bregalad     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by ilovemydualg4:
heheh
* starts squirting and lights a match*

That's totally inappropriate dualG4!

This is a food fight not a scene from Apocalypse Now. Play nice or fsck off!


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quote:
Originally posted by Bregalad:
That's totally inappropriate dualG4!

This is a food fight not a scene from Apocalypse Now. Play nice or fsck off!



*dumps vat of tapioca on bregalad*


Better?

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SpikeSpiegel
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Icon 1 posted August 04, 2002 14:08      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
now now johnnie play nice

*hurls globs of creamed corn at everybody*

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Icon 1 posted August 04, 2002 18:29      Profile for Tut-an-Geek   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
now now johnnie play nice

*hurls globs of creamed corn at everybody*


i've kinda been thinking about eatign this ice cream sandwich, but you asked for it spike....


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chicgeek
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Icon 10 posted August 04, 2002 18:48      Profile for chicgeek     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
::Brings out hose::

OK, who's in the mood for some chocolate mousse???

::Sprays down entire room with chocolatey goodness::

*Laughs hysterically*


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Tut-an-Geek

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Icon 1 posted August 04, 2002 19:16      Profile for Tut-an-Geek   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by chicgeek:
::Brings out hose::

OK, who's in the mood for some chocolate mousse???

::Sprays down entire room with chocolatey goodness::

*Laughs hysterically*


*breaks out anti-chocholate shield*
i'm rubber you are glue everything you shoot bounces off of me and sticks to you

*laughs like a little person*

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chicgeek
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::Puts on shades, opens mouth wide, and gulps down chocolate mousse::
*Gasp*
::Glances down at thighs, runs 100 miles to burn off excess calories::

::Comes back with a giant cheesecake with dynamite in the middle. Lights dynamite and throws the decadent dessert bomb at room::

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Icon 12 posted August 05, 2002 04:00      Profile for Swiss Mercenary     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
** Strides into the room wearing flameproof suit, gas mask and carrying a strange weapon. It looks like a super-soaker, but smells heavily of cheese. **

Okay, who is for the Fondue Gun?


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Icon 1 posted August 05, 2002 04:10      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
not me *dons biohazard suit and SWAT shield* now i am but are you read for haggus launcher?

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quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
not me *dons biohazard suit and SWAT shield* now i am but are you read for haggus launcher?


i'm goign to start throughing big heavy pentium notebooks (it is food, i swear, the powerbook g3 eats them for lunch )

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Icon 12 posted August 05, 2002 10:55      Profile for Tau Zero     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
::sneaks into the room with a huge bucket of Big Boy beef barley soup at blood temperature::

::hurls the contents of the bucket at the other players while making loud retching noises::


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quote:
Originally posted by Tau Zero:
::sneaks into the room with a huge bucket of Big Boy beef barley soup at blood temperature::

::hurls the contents of the bucket at the other players while making loud retching noises::


::loads a fire hose with more scalding hot oil (wtih a pepermint scent, of course), starts spraying at tau::

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