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Icon 1 posted November 10, 2003 13:33            Edit/Delete Post 
It's a little long but somewhat humorous

GATESTRIX

Run Time:†
39 Min

Release Year:†
2003 †


Synopsis:
PERCEPTION: Our day-to-day world is real. REALITY: Our day-to-day world is nothing more than an elaborate, Windoze-based computer platform run by Bill Gates. On April 3rd, 2000, the United States government declared Microsoft an illegal monopoly. On April 4th, 2000, Bill Gates launched the Gates-trix virus. Life, as we know it, ended. Dio Blanderson was living a Windoze-induced nightmare he may never have woken from, if not for a handful of ragtag anti-Gates freedom fighters. The fate of the world now rests in the hands of the only people left uninfected by the Gates-trix virus: the people so dumb they've never touched a computer. Can hick rebel leader ''Memphius,'' cheerleader ''Vanity,'' and jock ''Jock'' train Dio in time to defeat Bill Gates before he downloads Windoze Infinity and assimilates the entire human race? Not if Gates' henchman, evil virus hunter Norton, can help it. Because in the Gates-trix, ''free range humans'' are the only virus.

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Icon 14 posted November 11, 2003 06:51      Profile for Ti   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Pretty clever. I was lucky I wasn't drinking anything during the stairway/agent scene, I would have snorted it through my nose.

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Icon 1 posted November 11, 2003 16:50      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Hehe, I just watched it - funny...
I watched "Computer Boy" last week - also long, but pretty humorous - really playing off of Keanu's great intellect [Smile] .

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Icon 10 posted November 12, 2003 06:14      Profile for knightwhosaysNI     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What about the Meatrix?

Meatrix

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Icon 1 posted November 12, 2003 08:27      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by knightwhosaysNI:
What about the Meatrix?

Meatrix

That was awesome! [Big Grin] Only one problem with their message though, it doesn't encourage me to become a vegetarian, it encourages me to start a family farm.

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Icon 3 posted November 13, 2003 10:53      Profile for knightwhosaysNI     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Woah, maybe thats the idea.... EH?
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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2003 11:03      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
considering Moofius holds out a red pill for you to see what it takes to become a vegetarian, i doubt it . it might have been a little side objective however since animals on family farms were treated marginally better.

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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2003 14:39      Profile for knightwhosaysNI     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
well, I dunno, those are the people that made the "Unhappy meals" back in the 90's

hee hee, I marginally remember those..

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Icon 6 posted November 13, 2003 17:21      Profile for unclefungus   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Who wants to help me make a Matrix parody? we'll pick a random word from the dictoinary and slap "-trix" on the end! I was thinking of something like Stapler-trix or The Spoon-trix. ya'll like?
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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2003 17:46      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
There is no Spoon-trix [Wink] .

With the other one, you'd simply have to find a way to integrate "I believe, you have...my stapler" into it [Big Grin] .

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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2003 19:38      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
There is no Spoon-trix [Wink] .

With the other one, you'd simply have to find a way to integrate "I believe, you have...my stapler" into it [Big Grin] .

miltonius: I believe, you have...my stapler
agent lumbergh: riiiiiiight... staplers are a disease.

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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2003 20:49      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by unclefungus:
Who wants to help me make a Matrix parody? we'll pick a random word from the dictoinary and slap "-trix" on the end!

How about 'The Dominatrix' ?

I wonder if Nitrozac would lend us her boots...

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