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Xanthine

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Icon 1 posted April 13, 2006 21:30      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
YEah, but I'm still not saying anything more.

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Thank $DEITY. I wasn't implying that you should continue because the TMI-point had already been passed, merely that this thread has taken a most, uhm... private tone.

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
YEah, but I'm still not saying anything more.

This entire thread, now seven pages has become one amusing colossal waste of bandwidth.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:

Someone told me once to think about an erection like a popsicle. [Confused]

Don't forget the Garlic Head! (Blatant commercial spam)

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:

Someone told me once to think about an erection like a popsicle. [Confused]

Don't forget the Garlic Head! (Blatant commercial spam)
Ick! It just strikes me odd to think of Garlic Head and blue popsicles in combination. The taste would be really nasty. Of course, I don't like blue popsicles to begin with.

Or were you recommending Garlic Head as the latest staple in the fetishist's toolbox? [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted April 14, 2006 07:21      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Blue popsicles!!?? Who in the world is talking about popsicles?

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Icon 1 posted April 14, 2006 07:39      Profile for fs   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Thorned0Fortress:
Okay, I have DEFINATLY noticed changes in tightness. Especially my friend. My friend was a pretty heavy masturbator [crazy] and she was um.... well, she didn;t try to hard to make things fit, u know what I mean. Like, her areas were at the least
'welcoming'.
She hasn't been masturbating for about a year and a half, and hasn't had sex since June. Now, even tampons are painful.
What does that say ?

Your friend maybe should talk to her doctor, if she's experienced changes in her sex drive and penetration is painful. That can be a side effect of some medications, including birth control pills. (Just because she's not having sex doesn't mean she's not on the pill, they are sometimes prescribed for reasons other than preventing pregnancy.) Painful insertion of something into the vagina usually results from a combination of tense muscles and lack of lubrication. You can also suggest to her that she grease the applicator with a little KY, especially after removing the first tampon, since they don't just absorb menstrual fluids. (Sorry, I don't know any ways to make the removal less uncomfortable.)

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
Don't forget the Garlic Head!

I thought that was a euphemism for 'felating a Frenchman'. [Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
Blue popsicles!!?? Who in the world is talking about popsicles?

I'd be a bit more concerned about the blue part. [Glances down nervously]
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Maybe it's a side effect of Icy Hot. (~NSFW~)

Warning: It's around noon EDT, and this article might result in dryness of mouth, reduced appetite, or spraying of liquids on keyboards and/or monitors. If you're a depraved person, it might also result in your drawing attention by laughing hysterically.

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Dman, I've heard Tiger Balm has similar effects.

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quote:
Originally posted by FireSnake:
quote:
Originally posted by Thorned0Fortress:
Okay, I have DEFINATLY noticed changes in tightness. Especially my friend. My friend was a pretty heavy masturbator [crazy] and she was um.... well, she didn;t try to hard to make things fit, u know what I mean. Like, her areas were at the least
'welcoming'.
She hasn't been masturbating for about a year and a half, and hasn't had sex since June. Now, even tampons are painful.
What does that say ?

Your friend maybe should talk to her doctor, if she's experienced changes in her sex drive and penetration is painful. That can be a side effect of some medications, including birth control pills. (Just because she's not having sex doesn't mean she's not on the pill, they are sometimes prescribed for reasons other than preventing pregnancy.) Painful insertion of something into the vagina usually results from a combination of tense muscles and lack of lubrication. You can also suggest to her that she grease the applicator with a little KY, especially after removing the first tampon, since they don't just absorb menstrual fluids. (Sorry, I don't know any ways to make the removal less uncomfortable.)
I wasn't saying anything about her sex drive. I was just pointing out that the lack of stimulation caused her to become tighter (btw thanks for the KY info [blush] ).
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorned0Fortress:
I wasn't saying anything about her sex drive. I was just pointing out that the lack of stimulation caused her to become tighter (btw thanks for the KY info [blush] ).

NP. [Smile] - I know what the tampon thing is like. To me, going from regular masturbation/sex to none in nearly a year sounds like a change in sex drive. Seriously, your friend should talk to a doctor if she's having pain and other issues. Other things to consider are allergic reactions to the feminine hygiene products being used. (Inflammation, sweeling, soreness, irritation, etc... whoever thought it was a good idea to manufacture scented pads and tampons is a moron.)

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quote:
Originally posted by FireSnake:
quote:
Originally posted by Thorned0Fortress:
I wasn't saying anything about her sex drive. I was just pointing out that the lack of stimulation caused her to become tighter (btw thanks for the KY info [blush] ).

NP. [Smile] - I know what the tampon thing is like. To me, going from regular masturbation/sex to none in nearly a year sounds like a change in sex drive. Seriously, your friend should talk to a doctor if she's having pain and other issues. Other things to consider are allergic reactions to the feminine hygiene products being used. (Inflammation, sweeling, soreness, irritation, etc... whoever thought it was a good idea to manufacture scented pads and tampons is a moron.)
Okay.... you obviously can't see my point.
She went without sex and become tight so that tampons didn't fit like they used to.
There was no change in her drive.... she wasn't active and she DID still masturbate, just with no penetration.
(the reason for not inserting anything was because she didn't want to be so loose)

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GC = Gynecologist Convention?

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quote:
originally posted by garlicguy:
GC = Gynecologist Convention?

Gyrating Cervix?

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quote:
Originally posted by Grummash:
Gyrating Cervix?

Groovy Chicks?

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
GC = Gynecologist Convention?

Crap...I had one of those hit on me the last time I was in San Fran. That was a /weird/ night.

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Wow... a whole convention hit on you? I'm impressed! [Big Grin]

Here we were all talking about MMF and FFM and you go straight to
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That is what sets dman apart. He has his own approach to things.

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Steen...uh...yeah...but not a single one of them was a geek, so I just had to let them down nicely. [Wink]

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Sexual Orientation?

You mean there was supposed to be an orientation?

Was that the day I missed in the 6th grade where they told
me all the boys went too one classroom and all the girls went
too the other and...

I missed the whole thing!

This explains so, so much. [shake head]

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