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Just_Jess_B

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Icon 1 posted May 13, 2007 07:16      Profile for Just_Jess_B   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I laughed aloud -- that one is awesome. I loved the text in the weblog, too, and the flickr photos were hilarious because I have seen variations of most of them at one time or another.

Well, what *not* to give Mom:

What I'm not going to give my mother:

I'm not giving her copies of my book. She'd feel obligated to read it, and I'm too uncomfortable that she would because my parents often forget I'm a married woman over 35 instead of an unwed teen Mom of 15 to 17 (and therefore under their house rules, even from hundreds of klicks away). If she trips over it or WinterSolstice gives my parents copies, that's not my deal. Me? I'm not.

What I'm not wanting to get AS a mother:

Porn. Sorry, but pornography is boring, too expensive, and doesn't do it for me. I also don't really want the butter-laden eggs-in-toast that has been threatened (I've taken up eating oatmeal to lower my cholesterol, bla bla, sounding old heeeere), but they're made with love (and I hope not e. coli or the rhinovirus -- please please wash your hands, kids!!!) so I will eat them with a smile and think of the spinach lasagne gracing the table tonight from my very dear WinterSolstice . . .

. . . who is trying hard not to acknowledge he has a mother.

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I'm trying to figure out how can I buy the $200 boots she wants or the Z22 I want for her [Razz]

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