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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 12:22      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"Are you sure I can't bring my assault rifle?"

HAHA. Brilliant.

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 12:37      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
/me wonders if this will bring the rightwing nut jobs out of the closet again

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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 12:38      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
/me wonders if this will bring the rightwing nut jobs out of the closet again

Since when were they in the closet ?

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CNN is running this story

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There all gay.

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angryjungman

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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 12:54      Profile for angryjungman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Today I came into work and for the first hour or so just surfed the web for jobs in Canada.

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I didn't find any.

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 13:02      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What do you do?

Experience?

Education?

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angryjungman

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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 16:14      Profile for angryjungman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
What do you do?

Experience?

Education?

I work in statistical analysis for a company that makes tests. Three years experience, with a bachelor's in psychology. You have a job for me Cap'n?

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted November 03, 2004 17:41      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Depends......do you and the blushing bride to be mind the cold?

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quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Depends......do you and the blushing bride to be mind the cold?

Doesn't bother me much. She's not too fond of it tho.

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I believe that everyone who wants to live in a socialist country should move to Canada. You'll be much happier there.

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Icon 1 posted November 04, 2004 03:31      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Morte Lavie:
I believe that everyone who wants to live in a socialist country should move to Canada. You'll be much happier there.

Yeah, but then the asshole faction south of the border would just get more prominent, and that wouldn't be good for anyone. [Smile]

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There's an option for those who'd sort of like to move to Canada or want to be Canadian-identified, but either can't pull it off, or want to stay located in the States to try to work for change. It's http://VirtualCanadian.org.
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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
[QUOTE]Yeah, but then the asshole faction south of the border would just get more prominent, and that wouldn't be good for anyone. [Smile]

You've just proven my point. Thanks.

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Cap'n Vic

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....that you're an asshole?

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Icon 1 posted November 04, 2004 14:57      Profile for dunjamon   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I see a large number of pickup trucks heading this way.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by God's ex-Boyfriend:
There's an option for those who'd sort of like to move to Canada or want to be Canadian-identified, but either can't pull it off, or want to stay located in the States to try to work for change. It's http://VirtualCanadian.org . [/QUOTE

A word to the wise.

<confidential whisper>You should know that God himself does hang out here. I just don't want you to get into trouble
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I do not know this person. This past week I had to call Heaven PD because he was climbing the Pearly Gates. He kept telling them he was Jesus. [Roll Eyes] I've issued a restraining order stating that he cannot come within 100 feet of me.

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Satan? What a moron!

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Aren't Nitrozac and Snaggy from Canada in the first place?

If so, it really throws their political cartoons into a different light.

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Well, I just did a quick whois at tucows.com and here is what I got...
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Registrant:
Geek Culture
Box 77
Union Bay, BC V0R 3B0
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It puts all of their political humor in an entirely different category for me. The non (or UN)-American category.

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Why do I find it ironic that the people who don't like non Americans expressing an opinion about American politics are often the same people who support Americans going into foreign countries (eg Iraq) to interfere with their internal affairs. Pot, meet kettle.

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It's really incredible how short-sighted/narrow-minded many Americans are. I mean, honestly, I didn't have to leave this country to recognize that the rest of the world was out there, mostly consisted of good people (there are some bad folks out there, but we have plenty on our own soil), and that it behooves us all to get along with one another. (It was still quite nice to stretch my legs a bit on the other side of the pond. [Smile] ) Apparently, some two-toothed, slack jawed, inbred yokels (of a substantial number - some a tad more civilized) voted for Bush /just because/ people around the world are opposed to him. Them foreigners shouldn't be telling us what to do - I'll tell you what. This is so moronic, though, when you consider the impact we have on their economies, and subsequently, politics and lives, as a result of what we do.

I remember hearing a story a bit back that just tells how our influence has spread around the world. Some petty crooks got arrested, went to jail, and when in court, asked about their rights. They claimed they didn't get read their Miranda rights, and wanted their case thrown out or re-examined because a fair judicial process didn't take place. They were a bit startled to learn that their country offered them no such rights, and the laws and procedures they had watched on American TV once were specific to /our/ country (and likewise, many other countries with similar systems). Another group of internationals wanted to have votes in the US Elections, as they felt they ought to have a say in the government that affected their lives (see above).

/me goes to bed, not wishing to think of the unthinkable things that could happen in the next 4 years.

Oh yeah, and Mr. New Fool - get a life, and a more worldly education at that.

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quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
I remember hearing a story a bit back that just tells how our influence has spread around the world. Some petty crooks got arrested, went to jail, and when in court, asked about their rights. They claimed they didn't get read their Miranda rights, and wanted their case thrown out or re-examined because a fair judicial process didn't take place. They were a bit startled to learn that their country offered them no such rights, and the laws and procedures they had watched on American TV once were specific to /our/ country

There was a tragic example of that recently here in oz.

Young child, medical emergency, mother frantically calling 911 and getting no response, child dies.

Emergency workers (when they finally arrived) explained to the mother that 911 is the American emergency number, it's 000 here in oz. [shake head]

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quote:
Originally posted by God:
I've issued a restraining order stating that he cannot come within 100 feet of me.

But ... aren't you omnipresent?

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quote:
Originally posted by dunjamon:
I see a large number of pickup trucks heading this way.

Aren't they going to get, like, wet?

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quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
... They claimed they didn't get read their Miranda rights, and wanted their case thrown out or re-examined because a fair judicial process didn't take place. They were a bit startled to learn that their country offered them no such rights, and the laws and procedures they had watched on American TV once were specific to /our/ country ...

"You have the right to be stupid; any idiotic thing you say may be taken down, along with your underwear, and paraded through town. You have the right to want Britney CDs, and get fat on chemical American hamburgers. You have the right to shout "George Bush, George Bush!" when you surrender to a CNN camera crew, as happened in the first Gulf War. You have the right to believe Michael Jackson is innocent. You have the right to demand a hershey bar that won't melt in your hand out there in the desert. You have the right to watch crappy imported NBC sitcoms and accept that the happy way of life portrayed therein is the paramount model of human interaction available. You have the right to want to live in a brownstone in Queens, and have a kooky neighbour that is always dreaming up hare-brained schemes. You have the right to only take one bottle into the shower..."

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