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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted October 10, 2011 14:41      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The children coming out to give the bibles will do it with excitement. They will not feel deprived as they will be coming out like other kids to give the Word to people. They will definitely be received by families as it is just natural not to turn a child down. The children will understand from an early age that it is fun to give the Word.

Jesusween

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Icon 1 posted October 10, 2011 19:20      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
...

If I encounter any one like that, my door will slam so hard, they'll think $DEITY was sending a message w/thunder.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted October 10, 2011 20:13      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
There's plenty of scope for making JesusWeen really scary.

You could have displays of Jesus being nailed to a cross, Mary with her chest ripped open, pointing in surprise at her exposed heart, various saints being martyred in gruesome ways while somehow maintaining rapturous expressions on their faces, damned souls being tortured in Hell...

Oh, wait, I just realised, every day is JesusWeen.

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Icon 1 posted October 11, 2011 15:41      Profile for Sxeptomaniac   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
They're going way overboard, but Christian Evangelical opposition to Halloween has been around for a while now. At least this particular group recognizes that it's very difficult to stop celebrating a holiday altogether, but much easier to reinterpret it, which is why it's been done so often throughout history.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted October 19, 2011 19:13      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
How about Skaroween?
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EXTERMINATE OR TREAT!!!
OBEY!!


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Icon 1 posted October 23, 2011 15:06      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My wife just called me from the costume store.

She asked me if it was ok if she bought our 9 mo. old daughter a yoda costume for haloween, even though we have a girl.

/ me loves my wife,

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fs

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Okay, fess up, this is like Bonsai Kitten, right?

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